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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    This creates all sorts of discussions like, are tomatoes a fruit or veg?
    Tomatoes and bananas are berries, so fruits I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit View Post
    ^Work or income from assets taxed. Doesn’t sound as if they would be taxing pension or savings. We should keep an eye on this one.
    Thai government to tax all income from abroad for tax residents starting 2024 - Thai Enquirer Main News

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    Time to move to Cambodia.

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    ^ Sausages has stayed remarkably quiet on this one, I can only assume he approves or its really going to happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Time to move to Cambodia.
    Fuck dat.

    Better places out there.

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    I've been rough for about 3 weeks with a dodgy stomach. It started with headaches, cold sweats and the tom tits.

    I had some wicked antibiotics that my old doc gave me, so they got rid of it after i did a 5 day course.

    Then it came back last Saturday but with just the tom tits every time I ate. The only time it is better is when I go on the beer for a couple of days, which isn't great for a number of reasons , and then it almost always seems to start again.

    Somebody suggested it could be IBS. Does that mean I'm gonna have to wear a nappy? Does anyone suffer from this (send us a PM if needs be)?

    I know I should see a doctor, but I'm shit scared of the places....

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    ^ maybe stop too much anal, keep it to the bare minimum, special occasions, etc. &, don't watch Man U in the Champion's League (not that they'll be in it for long...) because the stress will add to your stomach issues.

    Doctor's are nice and sometimes know what they're talking about (not UK GPs so much...), but it's worth seeing a doctor to point you in the direction of a specialist who will very likely help you - may be something straightforward; just not worth letting it hang around without some medical attention.
    Cycling should be banned!!!

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    ^^ explains the verbal diarrhea

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I've been rough for about 3 weeks with a dodgy stomach. It started with headaches, cold sweats and the tom tits.
    A new variant of Covid is making the rounds, but maybe you have something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I've been rough for about 3 weeks with a dodgy stomach. It started with headaches, cold sweats and the tom tits.

    I had some wicked antibiotics that my old doc gave me, so they got rid of it after i did a 5 day course.

    Then it came back last Saturday but with just the tom tits every time I ate. The only time it is better is when I go on the beer for a couple of days, which isn't great for a number of reasons , and then it almost always seems to start again.

    Somebody suggested it could be IBS. Does that mean I'm gonna have to wear a nappy? Does anyone suffer from this (send us a PM if needs be)?

    I know I should see a doctor, but I'm shit scared of the places....
    I suggest you switch your support from Man Utd to Man City, a lot less stressful

    Seriously, it's treatable.
    I know a couple of peeps who have it and they manage it by not binge drinking 15 pints of Guiness in a session then a curry to soak it up.

    Worse case scenario is a colostomy bag, it'll save you a fortune on bog roll.
    Shalom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    maybe stop too much anal, keep it to the bare minimum, special occasions


    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    explains the verbal diarrhea

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    It's not all bad news mate, you might have to do a Mendy and get your prostate examined by a professional..

    Buscopan: medicine to treat stomach cramps and IBS - NHS

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I've been rough for about 3 weeks with a dodgy stomach. It started with headaches, cold sweats and the tom tits.

    I had some wicked antibiotics that my old doc gave me, so they got rid of it after i did a 5 day course.

    Then it came back last Saturday but with just the tom tits every time I ate. The only time it is better is when I go on the beer for a couple of days, which isn't great for a number of reasons , and then it almost always seems to start again.

    Somebody suggested it could be IBS. Does that mean I'm gonna have to wear a nappy? Does anyone suffer from this (send us a PM if needs be)?

    I know I should see a doctor, but I'm shit scared of the places....
    Perhaps some long dormant strain of the siph has reared its head

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    Perhaps some long dormant strain of the siph has reared its head
    Hals had that many STDs around the globe the Bubonic plague would shit itself at the thought of tangling with the walking miracle to science.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Hals had that many STDs around the globe the Bubonic plague would shit itself at the thought of tangling with the walking miracle to science.
    You've got some front you have caning that Aldi brandy every night!

    Yeah, thanks for your help, lads.

    Fucking syphilis, you cnuts. About as funny as cyrillis.

    And thanks to the sensible posters who sent me a PM, of course.

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    I got told by some old hands never get married In asia Your wife will give you an STD. They were right . Turns out I've got this sexualy transmitted Dept.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLD View Post
    I got told by some old hands never get married In asia Your wife will give you an STD. They were right . Turns out I've got this sexualy transmitted Dept.
    Umm...is that one you thought up yourself, by any chance?

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    Umm, fook of ya humourless kunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLD View Post
    humourless.


    It definitely was.

    Don't give up the day job.

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    the fat fuck hasnt got a day job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I've been rough for about 3 weeks with a dodgy stomach. It started with headaches, cold sweats and the tom tits.

    I had some wicked antibiotics that my old doc gave me, so they got rid of it after i did a 5 day course.

    Then it came back last Saturday but with just the tom tits every time I ate. The only time it is better is when I go on the beer for a couple of days, which isn't great for a number of reasons , and then it almost always seems to start again.

    Somebody suggested it could be IBS. Does that mean I'm gonna have to wear a nappy? Does anyone suffer from this (send us a PM if needs be)?

    I know I should see a doctor, but I'm shit scared of the places....
    Some years ago I had a stomach infection from some source or other and was pretty much fucked for around four weeks. Food simply would not get digested properly and I generally vomited to gain relief. Shits and constipation alternated and cramps a feature after any alcohol. Felt awful, lethargic, headaches…An old Chinky pharmacist told me antibiotics “ no good “, food poisoning gave me “ slow” stomach. He told me no alcohol, no spicy food, and to take motilium daily before meals and buscopan for cramps. After two weeks and a return to Blighty I was finally ok.

    Bacterial infections in this shitty country are fucking infinite.

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    So England cured you, you should be more grateful.

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    Visa Extension time.

    Two days needed for the first time.

    'nuff said, really.





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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Visa Extension time.

    Two days needed for the first time.

    What do they want you to do each day?

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    Day 1 - Make an appointment and come back

    Day 2 - Including all the shit you forgot to bring on day 1.

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