Thread: Cooking while drunk

Any recommendations?

I just ate some instant noodles, well crunched them up from the packet actually, because I couldnt be arsed to boil the kettle.

^ Use the microwave next time.
Always works for me!

Originally Posted by Gerbil

well crunched them up from the packet actually

I had seen some thais doing that and found it quite weird, then i tried it myself and now they are a firm favourite my 4am drunken menu.

^oh good. It's not just me. I quite enjoyed them that way

Whilst cooking when drunk I like to have an ipod in ears. The other day I was cooking sausage and mash with a two hour onion gravy mixed with red wine. I had Dr Dre 2001 playing and it was the best bloody gravy I've cooked in my life. Slowly sweat the red onions and then add the wine. Have a couple of glasses and rap incoherently to your self whilst the alcohol swets off. Tasted fuckin awsome!

oh sorry I forgot to add peas. Buy frozen Garden peas from Tesco and add 1 Teaspoon of sugar and one teaspoon of mint sauce. Cook in microwave for 2 min, shake and you've got the sweatest peas you'll ever taste!

^ Too much trouble. I'm looking for 5 minute recipes that cook themselves actually.

Although I've got a strange urge to go and bake some bread at them moment.

I'mn drunk right now! but i'm not hungry.

Originally Posted by Gerbil

I'm looking for 5 minute recipes that cook themselves actually.

I call that the wife or the dude in 7 if he's not drunk!

^^ Impossible! Always hungry when I'm drunk, stuff my face i do. I never cook at home though, always go round the corner to 7 and have the birds in there knock up those burgers/hot dog/pizza slices things in the microwave.

O.k Sorry gerbil here is one of my all time favorites.

1 Tin of Tinned fish (tomato sause not brine)
1 Pack of Baa Mee Noodles (the fresh kind)
2 or 3 Teaspoons of English Mustard (Colemans)
Any other crap in the fridge

Stir fri it all up and it looks and smells like shit but its bloody awsome/

Christ I'm hungry now

I've had a couple so have a green Spin!

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

1 Tin of Tinned fish (tomato sause not brine)
1 Pack of Baa Mee Noodles (the fresh kind)
2 or 3 Teaspoons of English Mustard (Colemans)
Any other crap in the fridge

I'd like to know if you have ever considered eating the above whilst sober?

Originally Posted by Gerbil

^ Too much trouble. I'm looking for 5 minute recipes that cook themselves actually.

Although I've got a strange urge to go and bake some bread at them moment.

Get yerself a fokkin' microwave...

I think i did when i was a student, Try it. It's bloody good. I'm off to bed noe as there are no more beers in the fridge.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I think i did when i was a student

ah yes, that answers my question

Am just having a fried egg sarnie washed down with a Brugal Extra Viejo Gran Reserva Familiar. Its a type of rum from Puerto playa. Quite nice, got a few more bottles here with a couple of nips in so watch this space.


Edit - its a brandy of some sort - I think

I thought this was going to be a thread about Keith Floyd.

In an 'earlier life' though. If coming home from work and finding a bowl of cold sloppy spaghetti and a can of sardines on the table, I was sure the wife was drunk.

Originally Posted by Begbie

I thought this was going to be a thread about Keith Floyd.

Pink Floyd?
Get back to those samples...

Cheese on toast with tabasco sauce in the melted cheese

Use a toaster then pile on cheese and put in the microwave for about 30 seconds.

Drink Guinness and there is no need for food.

Originally Posted by Begbie

Use a toaster then pile on cheese and put in the microwave for about 30 seconds.

Exactly what I had at 3 o'clock this morning.

leftovers is the best...

https://teakdoor.com/the-kitchen/7850...re-near-2.html (A response to Don't let me anywhere near a kitchen!)