It seems you're the one being ridiculous - Malpractice litigation, while significant, is not the prime driver of US healthcare costs as you claim.
Health care costs - US v. other countries
Notably, the total impact of malpractice expenses as a percentage of US health care costs was less than 0.5%. That does not factor in defensive medicine - but even the highest estimate of the excess costs resulting from defensive medicine adds but 9% to our total costs - not enough to explain the difference in total costs between the US and other OECD countries.New evidence shows limiting malpractice liability could cut health care spending by 0.5 percent, CBO says
So while there is now clear evidence that limiting malpractice liability can save money, it’s not nearly as much as some proponents have claimed.