Teddy, you socialist pig ! Who the hell needs a health insurance. And what the f**k am I going to do with 5-6 weeks of vacation ? Don't you know that most accidents happen at home ? So, I'd rather go to work where I'am safe and sound.
P.S. X-Mas my master shook my hand and told me I did swell. Means much more to me then the worthless bonus you received.
Signed
J.G.