Man carved up and eaten by tramps

**Nawty** · 14-11-2009, 11:48 AM

**filch** · 14-11-2009, 11:53 AM

Why not just paste the story for the lazy f00kers?

Three homeless men in the Russian city of Perm killed a man, ate part of the body and sold other portions to be used as meat in a kebab stand, investigators said on Friday.

The three men, acting out of "personal hostility toward the victim," stabbed and beat the 25-year-old with a knife and a hammer until he died at the scene, the Perm branch of Russia's investigative committee said.
"After the crime was carried out, the corpse was dismembered and partly used for food, and also sold to a kiosk that sold kebab and meat pies," it said in a statement.

The homeless men have been charged with murder over the crime, which took place in a forested area of Perm, a city near the Ural Mountains located some 1,400km east of Moscow, the statement said.

**kingwilly** · 14-11-2009, 12:41 PM

Jesus, they must have been hungry!

**nedwalk** · 14-11-2009, 12:51 PM

4 am in the morning, belly full of piss..i would,nt give a ferk whats in my kebeb as long as its got garlic yogurt and sweet chili i,m in..

**kingwilly** · 14-11-2009, 02:07 PM

that's the problem,. aint it ?

**The Fresh Prince** · 14-11-2009, 02:41 PM

Probably just tastes like chicken.

**Marmite the Dog** · 15-11-2009, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Probably just tastes like chicken.

Pork, actually.

**ItsRobsLife** · 15-11-2009, 05:00 PM

Or cat.

**zubber** · 15-11-2009, 11:36 PM

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The alarm was raised when bits of a corpse were found near a bus stop on the outskirts of Perm, about 720 miles east of Moscow.
A statement on the Perm police website said the three alleged cannibals had previous criminal records.
The statement said they were detained on suspicion of stabbing a man to death and then chopping him up for food.
It went on: "After carrying out the crime, the corpse was divided up.
"Part was eaten and part was also sold to a kiosk selling kebabs and pies."
It was not clear from the statement if the kiosk had cooked any of the man's flesh and sold it to customers.
The three suspects are due to appear in court on Monday.

**StrontiumDog** · 16-11-2009, 12:01 AM

What a truly horrific story.

**Looper** · 16-11-2009, 12:01 AM

That's the 3rd one today. These tramps must taste fokin great

**Fuzzy Bob** · 16-11-2009, 12:04 AM

Bang a whoppin' great dollop of chilli and garlic sauce and who's gonna know the difference after a night out on the town

**Stinky** · 16-11-2009, 12:17 AM

I've never understood how anyone can eat a kebab unless compleatly shit-faced.

**wackyjacky** · 16-11-2009, 02:48 AM

Kebab, or should we call him Ke-Bob. wj

**Stinky** · 16-11-2009, 03:08 AM

^ Ooh thats awful

**wackyjacky** · 16-11-2009, 03:50 AM

As I was sitting on the throne, I was ruminating on the fate of Ke-Bob and it brought to mind some ethical questions. Human flesh only resembles pork. It does not look anything like beef, lamb, turkey, emu, elk, rat, cat, dog, or snake. In fact among the cannibals of New Guinea, we are called 'long pig'. We are the "other white meat". Here's the ethical question: When the bums 1st approached the kebab seller (whom I assume is of the Muslim faith) with a loin of Ke-Bob, the buyer must have surely turned them down assuming the flesh was of the swine. Only convincing him that the meat was Ke-Bob, solved this ethical & religious dilemma to the satisfaction of all involved. Am I wrong ?

**Don Juan** · 16-11-2009, 05:05 AM

Some geezers in Blackpool killed a young girl & served her up in their kebab shop not too long ago.

**withnallstoke** · 16-11-2009, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by Don Juan

Some geezers in Blackpool killed a young girl & served her up in their kebab shop not too long ago.

Continuing the theme, was her name Kay Bab?

**teddy** · 16-11-2009, 07:37 AM

My mate went in to a kebab shop once, showed his Donor card and asked for a members discount. Ugly eastern shop proprietor chased him out the shop waving a carving knife. Sensitive these smelly paki kunts.

**mooncake** · 16-11-2009, 07:54 AM

First I thought this was a sex thread. But yea it's utterly gross....totally.
When people are desperated, they can do a desperate thing, besides being mentally crazy.

Btw: Can anyone tell the diff between chick, beef, dog/cat, or a human meat?

**Mr Brown** · 16-11-2009, 08:00 AM

Kee Bob

mmmhhhhh

**Nawty** · 16-11-2009, 08:05 AM

Why was this moved from the Kitchen thread ?

It is clearly a food story.

**kmart** · 16-11-2009, 08:32 AM

Its nice to see homeless people making a contribution to society.

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