Thread: Too many pies???

Obese German woman lifted from house by crane
German emergency services had to use a crane to lift an overweight woman out of her home in the western city of Bottrop.

Published: 11:26PM BST 20 Aug 2009

German emergency services had to use a crane to lift an overweight woman out of her home in the western city of Bottrop Photo: ACTION PRESS / REX FEATURES
The woman, who is believed to weigh 550 lbs, was put on a stretcher, manoeuvred out of her top-floor window, and then lowered into a waiting ambulance.
Meanwhile, in Australia, a 57-year-old Brisbane man who suffered an asthma attack had to be rescued by a crane as well when emergency services failed to lift the 660 lb-man from his bed.
Authorities called a crane to help remove the obese man through a three-foot-wide window in his flat, according to a report in the Courier Mail.
"It was very important for us to be able to get a crane up there. Because of the thin stairwell it would have been virtually impossible to get him down," Steve Marmotta, station officer for Queensland Fire and Rescue Services, told the newspaper.
The man was manoeuvred out the window and then lowered 33 feet to the waiting ambulance below, 3 1/2 hours after the emergency call was made.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/m.../archive/01466..550lbs is the weight of about the weight of 7 slim B.G.

Greetings from the Wisconsin State Fair!

Always surprises me how people like this aren't dead.

Similar thing in Australia today, 300kg fucker lifted out of apartment by crane

Always surprises me how benches like that aren't broken.

Always amazes me where they buy their clothes?

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Always surprises me how benches like that aren't broken.

Maybe they're floating on flatulance?

Simply amazes me . . .

Amazes and repulses me. I know some suffer from the genetic condition of morbid obesity, but my god....how do you get that big???

Question: Whats got 10 legs and 150 stones?











Answer: That bench.

How do they replicate? I mean two fcukers of that weight on a bed would demolish it. Do they use artificial insemination? If it was a knee trembler position it would surely start an earthquake. So how come there so many of these fatties around?

Originally Posted by Mad Hatter

How do they replicate? I mean two fcukers of that weight on a bed would demolish it. Do they use artificial insemination? If it was a knee trembler position it would surely start an earthquake. So how come there so many of these fatties around?

Rumour has it ,you aim for the odd wrinkle in the middle and hope!

Originally Posted by Mad Hatter

So how come there so many of these fatties around?

Burger King.....

http://www.mcthai.co.th/images/h1.jpg

Originally Posted by crippen

Rumour has it ,you aim for the odd wrinkle in the middle and hope!

Or you chuck a sack full of flour over them and hope some of it clings to the wet spot.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Or you chuck a sack full of flour over them and hope some of it clings to the wet spot.

You'd end up shagging the half eaten pie. Have to be quick as well, or the fat fuckers will be chewing on the old chap.

How do they sit on the crapper? and wipe the arss? funny thread.

Originally Posted by Humbert

Greetings from the Wisconsin State Fair!

For the love of god, what a mess.

The fit one on the left looks like she is naked from the waist down. I may need to pop off to the bog and crack one off.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

The fit one on the left looks like she is naked from the waist down. I may need to pop off to the bog and crack one off.

Ha ha are you on medication?nice one.

Originally Posted by lost the plot

Ha ha are you on medication

I wear spectacles with a delicate rose tint.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by lost the plot

Ha ha are you on medication

I wear spectacles with a delicate rose tint.

You need to go to wen top charoen (spelling)