I and a friend had stopped to eat in a chink resturant in Sacramento once and I had eaten there before, Lamp Of China. and we both had BBQ pork noodles; I had eaten about half of mine and up on the fork came this huge cockroach about the size of your thumb, I called the head chink over and asked, what the fuck is this, my my my he says, so ok you no pay.
I says but he pay? OH yes, he pay,, so I puked on the table and we walked out.