Scotland - scientist proves aliens exist and may want to anally probe us

**blackgang** · 07-02-2009, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by GooMaiRoo

Do they speak German?

Or French and is their name sTroller or Butterfly?

I would say Butterfly is their front man for the rear opening here.

**robuzo** · 07-02-2009, 08:50 PM

Any alien life form capable of visiting our planet would be quite capable of learning everything it needs to about us without us having to know about it. I suspect there would be nothing we could teach them, so there would be no point to them going out of their way to make contact unless they find us amusing, which would probably suck for us.

**BarnacleBill** · 07-02-2009, 09:26 PM

Have any of you read Erich van Daniken's books? He reckons he has proof that "aliens" visited planet Earth thousands of years ago - and set up the human race!

**BarnacleBill** · 07-02-2009, 09:27 PM

^ They have a lot to answer for!

**DrivingForce** · 07-02-2009, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

although why aliens have so much interest in human poo I have no idea.

because you're human and far too primitive, there is tons of information about diet and the like to be learned from anal probing, just ask DJ pat....

Besides I thought you just put it in the title because the scientist was Scottish?

**DrivingForce** · 07-02-2009, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by watterinja

Aliens don't exist...

... unless you live in MerkinLand

so you're Thai then?? Thailand has many aliens for example..

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