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    Scotland - scientist proves aliens exist and may want to anally probe us

    Number of alien worlds quantified


    We are likely to be listening for a long time, even if there are many worlds

    Intelligent civilisations are out there and there could be thousands of them, according to an Edinburgh scientist.

    The discovery of more than 330 planets outside our solar system in recent years has helped refine the number of life forms that are likely to exist.

    The current research estimates that there are at least 361 intelligent civilisations in our Galaxy and possibly as many as 38,000.

    The work is reported in the International Journal of Astrobiology.
    Even with the higher of the two estimates, however, it is not very likely that contact could be established with alien worlds.

    While researchers often come up with overall estimates of the likelihood of intelligent life in the universe, it is a process fraught with guesswork; recent guesses put the number anywhere between a million and less than one.

    "It's a process of quantifying our ignorance," said Duncan Forgan, the University of Edinburgh researcher who carried out the work.

    In his new approach, Mr Forgan simulated a galaxy much like our own, allowing it to develop solar systems based on what is now known from the existence of so-called exoplanets in our galactic neighbourhood.

    These simulated alien worlds were then subjected to a number of different scenarios.
    If alien life forms do exist, we may not necessarily be able to make contact with them, and we have no idea what form they would take
    Duncan Forgan
    Edinburgh University

    The first assumed that it is difficult for life to be formed but easy for it to evolve, and suggested there were 361 intelligent civilisations in the galaxy.

    A second scenario assumed life was easily formed but struggled to develop intelligence. Under these conditions, 31,513 other forms of life were estimated to exist.

    The final scenario examined the possibility that life could be passed from one planet to another during asteroid collisions - a popular theory for how life arose here on Earth.

    That approach gave a result of some 37,964 intelligent civilisations in existence.

    Form and function

    While far-flung planets may reduce uncertainty in how many Earth-like planets there are, some variables in the estimate will remain guesses.

    For example, the time from a planet's formation to the first sparks of life, or from there to the first intelligent civilisations, are large variables in the overall estimate.

    For those, Mr Forgan says, we will have to continue to assume Earth is an average case.

    "It is important to realise that the picture we've built up is still incomplete," said Mr Forgan.

    "Even if alien life forms do exist, we may not necessarily be able to make contact with them, and we have no idea what form they would take.

    "Life on other planets may be as varied as life on Earth and we cannot predict what intelligent life on other planets would look like or how they might behave."


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    I should add before anybody complains about the title it is a well documented fact that nearly all alien abductions the person who has been abducted has been anally probed, although why aliens have so much interest in human poo I have no idea.

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    a serious enough article butchered by the title.

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    Aliens don't exist...










    ... unless you live in MerkinLand

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    Basically, we dont know.

    Its a maybe, maybe not situation.

    Personally, I think there are, however, i dont believe any are close enough to possibly attempt communicating with us. simple fact is that the distances are so vast in space, that we are, for all intents and purposes, alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by watterinja View Post
    Aliens don't exist...










    ... unless you live in MerkinLand
    Imagine all the people, living in the world.....

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    yeah either way its a guess. and i have to agree why are the so interested in our bums if they are so advanced????

    maybe all aliens are gay!!!!!!!!!


    thats a guess also

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    Aliens confuse human anuses with their mouths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Basically, we dont know.

    Its a maybe, maybe not situation.

    Personally, I think there are, however, i dont believe any are close enough to possibly attempt communicating with us. simple fact is that the distances are so vast in space, that we are, for all intents and purposes, alone.
    Perhaps they're amongst us already, KW. Intergrating slowly. Without notice....MWAH

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    While researchers often come up with overall estimates of the likelihood of intelligent life in the universe, it is a process fraught with guesswork; recent guesses put the number anywhere between a million and less than one.
    Nothing like giving yourself a margin for error.
    Last edited by melvbot; 06-02-2009 at 11:15 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Umbuku View Post
    Aliens confuse human anuses with their mouths.
    A percentage of humans do this already

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    Quote Originally Posted by watterinja
    Aliens don't exist...
    you can't make that call, and it's more likely than they exist in probability terms

    as for anal penetration, humans seem as much obsessed with anal penetration as aliens, so why not

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    Quote Originally Posted by melvbot
    Nothing like giving yourself a margin for error.
    That's nothing. have you seen how they calculate the number of species of organisms on the planet?



    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    and less than one.
    I'm wondering how they can figure that their is less than one intelligent life forms in the universe ?

    half a life form?

    what are H.sapiens then ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Umbuku
    Aliens confuse human anuses with their mouths.
    You have a strange nickname, is this a confession you alien ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elwood View Post
    yeah either way its a guess. and i have to agree why are the so interested in our bums if they are so advanced????

    maybe all aliens are gay!!!!!!!!!
    Bones: "It's life Jim, but not as we know it..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    You have a strange nickname, is this a confession you alien ?
    More of an advertisement.

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    Quote .... "assumed life was easily formed but struggled to develop intelligence."

    Is he talking from experience?

    Quote .... "we will have to continue to assume Earth is an average case."

    Need I say more?

    Quote ...." and suggested there were 361 intelligent civilisations in the galaxy."

    And then there was Earth!

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    There are 100 billion stars in the galaxy.

    I would predict there are millions of planets with some form of life on.

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    ^That would explain where you came from

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    ewry time iam on the buse or drinking thai rom or whiskey for a month or 2 i see aliens when i sober up

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA View Post
    There are 100 billion stars in the galaxy.

    I would predict there are millions of planets with some form of life on.
    An estimated 100 billion stars in the galaxy that we know of....and what about the infinite numbers of galaxies beyond that we don't know? I believe, as a life force, we come across quite arrogant to consider we are it. Fok me! If we're regarded as the most evolved life form within a galaxy or two - the universes are in trouble.
    Last edited by Rural Surin; 07-02-2009 at 08:57 AM.

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    ^ Yes, it would be sad if "we" were "it"... Several tribes of bipeds, scratching around in the dirt, who can't get past the urge to kill each other at the slightest provocation... Sheez...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muadib View Post
    ^ Yes, it would be sad if "we" were "it"... Several tribes of bipeds, scratching around in the dirt, who can't get past the urge to kill each other at the slightest provocation... Sheez...
    Just remember what Arnold said in Terminator 2: "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves".....

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    They should have asked Thai Immigration. They deal with aliens every day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    why aliens have so much interest in human poo I have no idea.
    Do they speak German?

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