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    UFO's are real

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    A UFO dropped in on Barack Obama’s inauguration ceremony, it was claimed last night.

    News footage captured a shadowy object flashing across the sky before the new President’s speech.

    The high-speed object appears to streak behind the Washington Monument and then disappear into the clouds.


    The CNN clip, featuring veteran US broadcaster Wolf Blitzer, has attracted thousands of hits on video-sharing website YouTube.
    UFO experts are convinced it shows an alien craft speeding behind the 555ft-high monument – but sceptics say it was a bird or a bat.

    Enthusiast Nick Pope said: “We know it is not an aircraft because a strict no-fly zone was imposed over the area.
    “It seems to have been going a little bit too fast for any type of bird.”
    During the election run-up, UFO bloggers claimed mysterious “orbs” were spotted over an Obama rally in Chicago.
    Calls for him to release all information held on UFOs attracted over 170,000 votes on his new online “Citizen Briefing Book” last week – more than any other subject.

    Mr Pope said: “Despite the economic downturn and the conflict in Afghanistan, the number one topic people were pressuring the President over was UFOs. It proves this is more than a fringe issue.”

    THE quartet who played at the inauguration have admitted they were miming – after recording the music two days before.
    They said sub-zero temperatures would have put their instruments out of tune.








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    sigh.

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    I don't know wtf that was, but I don't think it was a bird or a frisbee.

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    Just the mere fact that I am sitting here typing on this computer and some of you are reading my post leads me to believe we are not alone in our universe.

    I feel for sure one day we will be visited by beings from another place and the only reason they have not been here yet is because it is soo fvcked up here.

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    ^ I hope it's not those fcukers from 'War Of The Worlds', that would really suck.

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    Proof that the aliens are out there


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    Here is an obviously a highly educated man detailing the video


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    I hope there is a planet populated with highly intelligent Amazon woman who have not had sex for eternities.

    Anyway we have the Men in Black to protect us!

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    The experts are coming out of the closet!


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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    admitted they were miming – after recording the music two days before. They said sub-zero temperatures would have put their instruments out of tune.
    and not only that,, But Wolf Blitzer sucks a big Dick too the rotten bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoGeAr View Post
    I don't know wtf that was, but I don't think it was a bird or a frisbee.
    or a fecking bat.. CMN, BB and Melvbot should be showing up momentarily..

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    It's quite obvious to me that Obama is an alien and they came to take him back, saw that he was a bit busy so left him to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    It's quite obvious to me that Obama is an alien and they came to take him back, saw that he was a bit busy so left him to it.
    he's definitely an alien no discrepancy there that's been well established.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    I feel for sure one day we will be visited by beings from another place and the only reason they have not been here yet is because it is soo fvcked up here.
    There is a theory that if they found us they would have to destroy us as we are a warlike and destructive species that if left unchecked could eventually become a threat to them.

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    Obama may be an alien, but that UFO was here to take Dubya back to planet Fuckapoofupthepoopchute...

    So, if it wasn't a UFO, what was it... It's unidentified, it was flying and most obviously an object...

    Just what flying machines do the US have in their arsenal that travel that fast, undetected and without a sonic boom as it appeared to be traveling at over 760 mph???
    Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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    I think they wanted to land in Michelle Obama's ass crack.

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    Interesting. Flying objects of any kind are restricted from the D.C. zone. Commercial, military, private, etc. Certainly, if there was a noticeably visible object in the sky where they're not suppose to be.....

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    Get ready for the BS and left brainers talk from this.

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    but septics say it was a bird or a bat.
    Strange that, you'd think they'd all be positive and dramatic and emotional and excited.

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    Wouldn't be surprised if the US airforce did have fighter jets in the air around the area to protect the President.

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    sorry about this folks - I was going for a cruise and I leant over to the esky to grab another tinnie and accidentally bumped the the cloaking switch.

    I will try not to let it happen again .

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    ^^ absolutely, more like a drone actually, would make sense with all the racist nutcase they have living in the US,

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    Too many Jack Clancy novels.

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    Spirit and Opportunity rovers are still moving around on Mars looking at rocks. They've been there for five years. I believe UFOs are possible, but have never seen one.

    "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
    Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda View Post
    Wouldn't be surprised if the US airforce did have fighter jets in the air around the area to protect the President.
    yeah but I'd like to know what type of jet we have that flies at any speed let alone that speed and doesn't make a sound coming or going?? I think the skeptics meant 'Batmans plane' not a "bat" at least I hope for their sake that's what they meant as any other suggestion just trumps anyone they might think a moron for it being a UFO at that size and speed..

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