Corby's guilty as all sin....

At least of being a slapper. Gross and indecent slapperness in a public place and without a permit. Could probably rightfully have charges of being a chav levelled against her as well.

Dunno about all this drug stuff though; I started to tune out mention of it somewhere around the 15,987th time "former beauty student" was mentioned in regards to the whole sorry mess. Apparently "former beauty student" was somehow a substantive and compelling fact in this case for reasons that continue to escape me.