What does the sign say on Schappelle Corby's beauty salon?

Back in 20.

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Did you hear the rumours that Schappelle is pregnant?

A baggage handler put it there.

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New Fragrance for women, smells like a Bali jail. Schapelle No. 5...

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Have you heard the new moto for Schapelle's Beauty Salon

"For women who have lost their appeal"

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Or Schapelle's Beauty Salons new herbal treatment which is

guaranteed to take 20 years off your life!!

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What's Schapelle corby's favourite song?...Blame it on the boogie

•Hear about the new lawnmower, the Victa Corby? Holds 4kg of grass and guaranteed to run for 20 years