Thread: New Zealander Attacked with Hedgehog

Teen assaulted with hedgehog | NEWS.com.au

A NEW Zealand man has been charged with assault after he threw a hedgehog at a teenage boy.

"It hit the victim in the leg, causing a large, red welt and several puncture marks,'' police sergeant Bruce Jenkins told the Herald on Sunday.

Shortly after throwing the animal, William Singalargh, 27, of Whakatane was arrested for assaulting the 15-year-old with a weapon.

It is not known whether the hedgehog. was dead or alive at the time, but it was dead after the incident when it was collected as evidence, the paper said.

Mr Singalargh's lawyer Rebecca Plunket told the paper that her client would deny the charge, which carries a maximum five-year prison sentence, when he reappears in court on April 17 .

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These Kiwi's are resourceful guys not only do they use our four legged friends for sexual relief but they also use them as live weaponry

I heard the south islanders use the goats as projectile weapons and shag the hedgehogs.

Bunch of pricks didn't know hedgehogs lived in NZ,it's an Aussie echidna for sure.

Lol you learn something new every day Katana.I was sure it was a confused echidna.

He's innocent... someone spiked his drink

Originally Posted by Tao

He's innocent... someone spiked his drink

Yep, and his girlfriends name is Ewe.

Arai, ka? He possibly killed a hedgehog & he's done for assault on the kid? Don't they have animal rights' laws in NZ? Should be done for assault & for killing the hedgehog (doesn't matter if it was dead already - throw the book at him!)

Originally Posted by November Rain

Should be done for assault & for killing the hedgehog (doesn't matter if it was dead already - throw the book at him!)

How does that work then? Is justice and fairness not respected by your good self NR?

Nope. Do you have a problem with that?

Originally Posted by November Rain

Nope. Do you have a problem with that?

If thats true then i'm sad for you more than anything, In my view, justice and fairness are corner stones of any self respecting society or indeed any self respecting persons belief system and way of life.

Thanks for doing Tud's lines for him while he's not here.

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

Thanks for doing Tud's lines for him while he's not here.

Your very welcome

i came across a hedgehog running around in circles in the middle of the road... no wonder they get squashed.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Should be done for assault & for killing the hedgehog (doesn't matter if it was dead already

erm, if it was dead already, how can he be guilty of killing it??

^they didn't know if it was dead already.

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

^they didn't know if it was dead already.

they don't know much those kiwis, do they.... surely the guy who had it thrown at him could tell..

Then again, Klongmaster only teaches English to airhead hostesses, and he thinks he's a pilot! Maybe the the poor kiwi kid can't tell the difference between a live and a dead animal..... kiwis are strange creatures, that's for sure!

If there's a hedgehog in your breadroll, don't be alarmed now. The kiwi's spiked it for your pleasure.

Originally Posted by Looper

I heard the south islanders use the goats as projectile weapons and shag the hedgehogs.

Yeah,Kiwis are tough.Better than the fcuken homo Aussies...they just root roos.

Originally Posted by Katana

areas where hedgehogs have been introduced

My Dad introduced hedgehogs as a new species to our back garden when I was a toddler. One of my very earliest memories is of joyfully running them over on my bright red toddler tricycle for fun when the grown ups were not looking.

It was fun because they waddled fairly slowly and so were an easy target even for a poorly coordinated tiny tot. I eventually managed to kill them all and my dad never got any more which I was sad about at the time but now understand