A katoey with a big strapon may take yer mind orf it?
If you are correct , which is moot, someone who resides in a basement extremely unlikley to have a red neck or even a resneck
I am sure you are not a 24/7 slobberhead , however Khvn Snubbles was using banter to which I feel you may recover see first suggestion, have some Nivea applied before and after.