Thread: Shocking moment England fans are attacked by Netherlands supporters

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'm sure they were put on earth just for our amusement.

You are the hysterical bozo's dishing out reds in this thread. It is funny how this thread will soon fall silent, and my replies will be unanswered after Spain thrashes you clowns.

Originally Posted by PlanK

3 North Americans owned in quick succession already in this thread.

Isn't it time you tucked into your Deliveroo Dozen Donuts you fat fooking egg ball wanker

What was that snooze fest? Dont watch it Snubs it will turn you off cricket.

watch this instead.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

What's happened to Snubbles?

Has he been forced to walk 10 feet to the corner shop to buy his dozen donuts, feel your pain bro.

hes been chained to the radiator by the bloater until he stops whimpering for her to pull out the yardlong string of anal beads she inserted last week.

Wow, you brits are sure a whiney defensive bunch when people talk about your silly game of soccer. But again...I do feel for ya. That's all you got and suits you well as it is a simple unskilled game for which for some reason you guys find it takes skill. In a few days you will either all lose your minds and tear your country up in utter anger, destroy your council flats or you will spout off forever about how great it was. While I could careless either way, I do wish Spain to win just to watch you guys go off the reservation.

But that said, lets clear up a few things

Originally Posted by armstrong

Hey now Hal, hang on. An American team have won the World Series every year since it began. That's quite an achievement.

^ This is what Armstrong quoted. Now we can split hairs here but America is, and always will be, the great ol US of A. He didn't consider that when he posted it thinking he was going to take a poke at MLB not knowing that a Canadian based team had won the World Series. But that was not what happened. However if Armstrong "The teacher" wanted to be clear on his feeble attempt, he would have said North America which he didn't, so politely FO.

I think he needs to drink more goat piss.

Aww I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you cry stumps.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Aww I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you cry stumps.

Oh I didn't cry. I simply corrected you. You were wrong when trying to be clever and your Brit cohorts jump on the wagon thinking you had "Schooled" a few Americans and you didn't. So ultimately the laughs on you.

Get some 7/11 snacks and a few cans of goat piss. It'll be alright.

Go Spain.

if soccer is such anathema to the sport crazy septics, how can the unabated rise in the popularity of the sport ovdr the past 10 years in the us of a. every city or state has teams competing in leagues and they have a national team that competes in the world cup.

you stick with your helmeted armour plated american football, stumpy, 2 minutes play and then some lengthy stoppage.

Butthurt Yanks v Whining Poms.

Much more interesting than watching a game of poofball.
Keep it up, lads.

Go Engerspain!

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Wow, you brits are sure a whiney defensive bunch when people talk about your silly game of soccer. But again...I do feel for ya. That's all you got and suits you well as it is a simple unskilled game for which for some reason you guys find it takes skill. In a few days you will either all lose your minds and tear your country up in utter anger, destroy your council flats or you will spout off forever about how great it was. While I could careless either way, I do wish Spain to win just to watch you guys go off the reservation.

But that said, lets clear up a few things



^ This is what Armstrong quoted. Now we can split hairs here but America is, and always will be, the great ol US of A. He didn't consider that when he posted it thinking he was going to take a poke at MLB not knowing that a Canadian based team had won the World Series. But that was not what happened. However if Armstrong "The teacher" wanted to be clear on his feeble attempt, he would have said North America which he didn't, so politely FO.

I think he needs to drink more goat piss.

A short, loud, clueless yank.

The funniest kind there are.


He'll be starting an hilarious AO-esque diatribe thread soon.

Originally Posted by Switch

Keep the name ‘soccer’ by the way. It is the American version of a different game, played in the USA by children.

Is Messi a child?

Originally Posted by happynz

I’m okay with most sports, but golf, motor racing, and American football hold no appeal to me.

Exactly the same as me.

No skill required for any of them and all boring as fuck.

American rugby is a minority sport only played by one stupid country, but how a good walk spoiled and watching fucking cars have gone global I will never know.



Utter wank.

Originally Posted by pickel

I've watched cricket before, never seen a goal scored.

The term hat-trick originates from cricket, mid 19th Century, referring to a bowler taking 3 wickets from 3 consecutive balls.

...for which the bowler used to be awarded with a new hat.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

While I could careless either way, I do wish Spain to win just to watch you guys go off the reservation.

Since Spain are the favourites to win, by a country mile, that's never going to happen.

I can't tell if they're angry at all Brits or just the English?

Maybe a Geography teacher could help them out.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

American rugby is a minority sport only played by one stupid country,

There was a time, back in the 80's, when I thought the game would really catch on in the UK. IIRC Channel 4 were showing the games and people started to work out the rules. It's a lot more tactical than standard UK games and has a couple of shortfalls, 1). you need equipment, 2). It centres around a central figure, the quarterback. It means, it's never going to get played ad hoc, in the park, or the school playground.

Having said that, I've known people who have played both Rugby and American Football and they tell me the tackle in the latter is heart stoppingly brutal compared to the former. I have never played Rugby without an ambulance present since school, so I'd hate to know what would happen if it was taken up seriously in the UK.

Originally Posted by armstrong

I can't tell if they're angry at all Brits or just the English?

Maybe a Geography teacher could help them out.

Never heard a Scot, Welsh or Norvern Irishman cheer being British.

A significant number of people in Northern Ireland are passionate about being British.

You'll probably realise that if you stop to think for a minute.

Nah, they call themselves Irish, but they ain’t.

They just enjoy the benefits of the invading force.

Originally Posted by Troy

There was a time, back in the 80's, when I thought the game would really catch on in the UK. IIRC Channel 4 were showing the games and people started to work out the rules. It's a lot more tactical than standard UK games and has a couple of shortfalls, 1). you need equipment, 2). It centres around a central figure, the quarterback. It means, it's never going to get played ad hoc, in the park, or the school playground.

Having said that, I've known people who have played both Rugby and American Football and they tell me the tackle in the latter is heart stoppingly brutal compared to the former. I have never played Rugby without an ambulance present since school, so I'd hate to know what would happen if it was taken up seriously in the UK.

I went to a game in the US once.

It lasted about 16 hours.

Throw the ball. Stop for a time out to make a decision. Adverts. Throw the ball. Stop for a time out to make a decision. Adverts. Throw the ball. Stop for a time out to make a decision. Adverts.

American rugby players are obviously incapable of thinking and throwing a ball at the same time.

It was utterly dreadful, but I did like the cheerleaders and the hot dogs.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Never heard a Scot.... or Norvern Irishman cheer being British.

Ummm, wot?