I seem to be behind the curve, I usually am. It seems this plonker Tate, about whom I know nothing, is such a big deal with young people that British schools are having to spend time dealing with it.
Reading, writing, 'rithmetic - yes a bit.
How you should manage some knob jockey's arrest - lots of lesson time.
Young people are so morally confused that they cannot manage to think it through for themselves? There is more on the webpage if you have the patience to read it.
Andrew Tate: How schools are tackling his influence
Intelligent, articulate and disciplined - that's how secondary school teacher Charlotte Carson describes Andrew Tate, the online influencer who is a role model to many of the boys at her school in Belfast.
But the problem is, she says, Andrew Tate is also pathetic, insecure, and promotes "Taliban beliefs" about how to treat women.
Schools across the UK are encountering increasing numbers of pupils who admire Tate - and so teachers are having to work out how to respond.
Some are actively putting out guidance on how to talk about him, as part of a concerted attempt to tackle his influence.
Andrew Tate: How schools are tackling his influence - BBC News