I should like to take this opportunity to thank the Academy here for their red awards which I am flattered to receive, I really don't deserve them and feel humbled. To think that the likes of Neverna should see fit to bestow such an honour on me is heartwarming. To know that the world is full of arseholes gives me a sense of superiority which will stay with me all my life. I dedicate these awards to all who suffer in this cruel world, may their hardships end soon. I dedicate the awards to those who in the closet, alcoholics and druggies who frequent these parts. Special thanks to EDF for providing me with the electricity which enables me to share the love here.

For those in distress I offer succour. However bad things appear to be it is always good to know that Nelson Mandela and Hitler are dead. Think of these things and live life to the full.

I love you all.

I love you all.