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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    never again in Russia
    I saw this years ago from Russia


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    Mine was a plane not properly de-iced and my seat it turned our had two missing bolts and taking off with a severe ice storm and cross wind - i was nervous flying a few times after that - i couldn't believe we flew but Aeroflot.......first and last time with them

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    year after chernobyl

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Mine was a plane not properly de-iced and my seat it turned our had two missing bolts and taking off with a severe ice storm and cross wind - i was nervous flying a few times after that - i couldn't believe we flew but Aeroflot.......first and last time with them

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    The three worst experiences/moments on a plane:

    Amsterdam to Liverpool with Easyjet when a crosswind presumably took the pilot by surprise as we were coming in to land.

    Prague to Manchester with Czech Airlines at stupid o'clock in the morning. Turbulence all the way and I'd been on it the night before.

    London Heathrow to Vienna with Austrian Airlines (en route to Bangkok). Turbulence all the way and I'd been on it for 3 days without sleep.

    I really do like trains.

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    Yeah, hangovers with turbulence aren't great. My take off and landing from lukla in Nepal both times was a but mad, why i did it twice looking back i have no idea. Both times there was a lot of wind and rain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Amsterdam to Liverpool with Easyjet when a crosswind presumably took the pilot by surprise as we were coming in to land.
    That would have been the trips, ezzz and super skunk you was on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^ I wasn't using them for my feet, mate.
    TMI

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    i couldn't believe we flew but Aeroflot.......first and last time with
    The beauty about flying Aeroflop is everyone is pissed and doesn't give a flying fook.

    My mancave roof is still intact, sofar so good.

    I was supposed to be going out for a romantic walk in the hills today, followed by a pub lunch.ruddy storm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    That would have been the trips, ezzz and super skunk you was on.
    I wish I'd still had some left when that crosswind sent us (literally) west!

    But, yeah, a night getting Amsterdamaged doesn't exactly set you in good stead you for such occurrences.

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    there's only down


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    It's that windy my new pork pie hat is in danger of getting blown off, about the only thing of mine that's gonna get blown off today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    I was supposed to be going out for a romantic walk in the hills today,
    Don't you bring your hands with you everywhere you go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    there's only down

    I've flown from here (no night flights allowed): Forward the clip to 6 minutes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Topper View Post
    Don't you bring your hands with you everywhere you go?
    Hals the expert on flasher macs and holey pockets

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    EU nice

    Brexit Ye wrath of God

    England's Head of State embarrassed by her "lads"
    Heir being investigated by Police
    Prime Minister ditto on numerous counts
    Heir's brother settles grave charges giving money to lady he never met
    Englishman mauled by Flake off Sydney

    Do I see a pattern ?

    Will the Trumpettes and Strupmettes sound

    Is this Armageddon or a typical rough patch like Manchester?

    We will know when its really horrid assorted terrorists, lascars will cease paying to leave the relative safety of France , which unless you are a horse or snail is pretty safe?

    The No test and Go COE dinghy on arrival captain 2o,ooo advance booking in asylum Hotel paid for by lunatics

    To stop fit young payng their way are NOT allowed to work so can only be a charge on taxpayers, thou ugly Patel (The MP for the Golan Heights) is importing her own Okker Fokker o sort it I read.
    The so called border force union won't actually force anyone back so bar eating them or a bounty seems the final throw of the lice.

    You've heard of a bummer , this a Downer

    Priti Patel’s appointment of Australian asylum offshoring tsar to review Border Force ‘wholly inappropriate’ | The Independent
    Russia went from being 2nd strongest army in the world to being the 2nd strongest in Ukraine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
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    I have never understood why women on the street scream when I greet them in the morning.

    I'm just being friendly- and I do have socks on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    It's that windy my new pork pie hat is in danger of getting blown off, about the only thing of mine that's gonna get blown off today

    Butter 2B a social climber , an amber rambler than a SOCAL climber, imagine having to listen to Canadian Tricker protesting as you splash up the rear entry

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    getting a bit breezy now oop eeer

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    getting a bit breezy now oop eeer
    My mates flew to Spain this morning (on the way to our defeat in Madrid next week) and said it was quiet, but worse is expected later in the day.

    Is it windy enough to take the lid off your pie?

    That's how we northerners normally assess risk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    getting a bit breezy now oop eeer
    My shed is a rockin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Is it windy enough to take the lid off your pie
    My pork pie lid is still on..

    Storm Eunice heads for UK and prompts danger to life warning-20220218_145428-jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    getting a bit breezy now oop eeer
    Storm Eunice heads for UK and prompts danger to life warning-img-20220218-wa0007-jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    My pork pie lid is still on..

    Storm Eunice heads for UK and prompts danger to life warning-20220218_145428-jpg
    Did you get that fucking thing out of a Christmas cracker?


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    Storm Eunice heads for UK and prompts danger to life warning-mv5bndq3mjq2ndm3nf5bml5banbnxkftztgwodi1njiwmje-_v1_-jpg.......

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    Oh dear, some garden furniture has been blown over.

    Armageddon.

    Covid is gonna kill us all...

    Russia is gonna start ww3

    The end is nigh!

    Best get onit like a car bonnet

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Storm Eunice heads for UK and prompts danger to life warning-img-20220218-wa0007-jpg
    there is more than a smidgin of truth in that.

    the london centric mouthpieces of the nanny state have gone into overdrive lately about this weather system, with stern bbc newsreaders and grim faced meteorologists issuing dire warnings to stay home, boil kettles, charge phones, prepare some clean underwear and wait for the end of the world.

    state schools and transport systems have been ordered to close giving teachers and drivers a paid day off, although remarkably, independent schools have managed to open and their teachers and pupils get to school and supermarket delivery drivers are still driving.

    up here in yorkshire, admittedly its a bit breezier than usual with some stinging driving sleet, but many are still wearing shorts and t shirts.

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