Thread: British man jailed in Dubai for sending Whatsapp message to dealer about dodgy car

Originally Posted by tomcat

...repetition detracts from persuasive writing...

You can say that again.

...^555...

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

They don't do those jobs Buttplug. They leave them to cheap Eastern expats like Indians.

Now I know why you don't like them, they put you in your place.

we know how much you like Indians, Harry, no need to remind us

and those stewards were Egyptians or Moroccans or some other Northern African shitholes,

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Yaseen Killick, 29, had been working in the Middle East as an estate agent with wife Robyn for a short while before the pair returned to the UK to start a family. While there, the pair say they bought a £6,000 VW Golf from a dealer that broke down within hours.

Where is there ?

They had already returned home to the UK to start a family and the car price is in pounds so it sounds like the UK.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

He didn’t think anything of it but when they tried to fly home to London for Christmas, the couple were stopped at the airport.

But then he is trying to return home to the UK and and gets arrested so the whole caper must have happened in Dubai.

Classic example of confusing reportage.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

we know how much you like Indians, Harry, no need to remind us

and those stewards were Egyptians or Moroccans or some other Northern African shitholes,

Poor Buttplug, being bossed around by that lot, must have really hurt your feelings.

Still, you're probably used to it with your position at the bottom of the SME ladder.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

From another report:


So it's more likely that it was a local and he fell foul of the same crappy defamation laws that exist in Thailand.

But there is a lot of this story missing....

For sure... he certainly said a lot more than

‘How do you sleep at night?’

or he aint English

Camel jockeys are not noted for their intelligence, personal acumen, discretion or judgement given that for over two thousand years they've been copulating in a gene pool shallower than a whore's smile in a back alley on a November night in Scunthorpe and reproducing themselves from a bloodline as diverse as a village of lepers. These sister fucking towel heads are therefore congenital retards and as such are not permitted to engage in any activity that might require any nous but are confined to employment within their civil service where they can pose little danger to anyone except foreigners who of course do not count.
When oil becomes obsolete and these lazy, feckless mofos have squandered all their wealth, one can take immense pleasure from the certain knowledge that the entire ME will return to its former state of savage barbarity amid an arid wasteland populated by tribesmen fucking their sisters, their camels and of course their brothers.





Thank you Seekingasylum !

...and of course Dragonfly

These fookers are fucking sensitive little shit, with fragile ego and megalomaniac tendencies, think they are fooking gods or something, they are fooking filthy arabs for christ sake, ask Harry, he knows every sensitive part of them.

...and of course Adolf :

...Araber kommen aus Shithole-Ländern...