Unsurprisingly, Dubai cops decided came down hard on a British couple who had sex on a beach.
Michelle Palmer, 36, had been living in country for over two years before she was caught romping with fellow Brit Vince Acors, 34, on Jumeirah Beach.
They were arrested, charged and later caged for violating indecent behaviour laws and sex outside of marriage.
On top of the prison sentence the pair were handed a 1,000 dirham (approx £200) fine and were deported.
Now this isn't quite accurate reporting.

They were as pissed as farts after Friday brunch and were shagging on the beach in public view. A copper came along and told them to get dressed and go home. After he left, they carried on. When he came back and told them off, she threw a shoe at him, the stupid bitch.

They fucking asked for it, they could have just walked away and finished their drunken shag in a hotel room or apartment.