British man faces jail in Dubai after brushing past man in bar / touching hip

**fishlocker** · 08-10-2017, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by terry57

^

Hey Tommy,

Do ya reckon butterarse really can take a bowling ball in his back bottom or is he just Talk in shit up again.??

Ya never Know eh.

Do you really want to "see" him back that shit up.

Wait, no need to answer as I don't want to know.

**terry57** · 08-10-2017, 09:13 PM

^

I was just asking the question Fishy,

these shifters are unpredictable eh.

**fishlocker** · 08-10-2017, 09:18 PM

Scary stuff that. .......ten pin.

**fishlocker** · 08-10-2017, 09:24 PM

Gonna need a bullet proof glass top coffe table to witness that.

**Neo** · 08-10-2017, 10:49 PM

Under UAE law, the consumption of alcohol is illegal unless the person has a valid alcohol licence - an issue many residents and tourists ignore.

Ignore..? For all the tourist clearly 'unaware' would be a more suitable term. I've never seen any warning at the airport and anyone can purchase from duty free, the authorities certainly don't offer temporary licenses to visitors, likewise there is no licence check of fee when entering a bar here.

What this shows is ME law is intentionally vague and arbitrarily applied to suit the oh so easily offended native speakers.

**Neo** · 08-10-2017, 10:58 PM

Or.. the Jock is a poof

**tomcat** · 08-10-2017, 10:59 PM

....and perhaps not the Jordanian's type...

**Looper** · 08-10-2017, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

Do you really want to "see" him back that shit up.

Using a standard issue bowling ball could literally back his shit up permanently!

**tomcat** · 08-10-2017, 11:05 PM

...^so, you've experimented then...

**DJ Pat** · 09-10-2017, 12:59 AM

Originally Posted by wasabi

But the Dubai police turn a blind eye to the spiking of white woman's drinks so dirty Arabs can rape them.

Are there any ladyboys in Dubai? I mean the natives

**BaitongBoy** · 09-10-2017, 01:33 AM

So what, do they smoke dope all day?...

**baldrick** · 09-10-2017, 06:30 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Are there any ladyboys in Dubai?

that was butterflys first foray as trans - he went for a gangbang with a group of indian call center workers and afterwards they never called

hence his hatred of the wobblyheaded wringers

**DJ Pat** · 09-10-2017, 11:57 PM

**Dragonfly** · 10-10-2017, 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by baldrick

that was butterflys first foray as trans - he went for a gangbang with a group of indian call center workers and afterwards they never called

hence his hatred of the wobblyheaded wringers

Harry always answer when I call

**harrybarracuda** · 10-10-2017, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Harry always answer when I call

Thankfully Buttplug not have Harry number.

**harrybarracuda** · 10-10-2017, 11:06 PM

Well considering drinking is illegal in Dubai without a license, somehow I managed to demolish a fair chunk of Grey Goose at some posh eaterie in Dubai without getting arrested. And at someone else's expense.

I intended to ask some of the resident hosts if they'd heard anything about it, but unfortunately they were all Chinese, so I just stayed inscrutable all night. (well pissed, but I'm sure it looked inscrutable).

**Chittychangchang** · 11-10-2017, 01:25 AM

Named and shamed. The big shot Jordanian man who had Jamie Harron thrown in jail for a cultural misunderstanding. Emad Tabaza, CEO of Neuman & Esser. Reputable company? What was your CEO doing in a notorious hooker bar trying to start fights?

Jordanian who had Brit arrested for touching hip pictured | Daily Mail Online

**VocalNeal** · 11-10-2017, 10:17 AM

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**CaptainNemo** · 12-10-2017, 04:24 AM

two hips that passed with some spite.

**TuskegeeBen** · 16-10-2017, 03:34 AM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

You're the forum fag Buttplug, why don't you tell us?

HA! An excellently written example of the English language (expletives withstanding), by a typically contentious, "opinionated" Brit, no less!

**stroller** · 16-10-2017, 03:58 AM

Hairy is a Brit?
Thought it was a crazed Slowenian or someit.

**TuskegeeBen** · 16-10-2017, 04:11 AM

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Harry always answer when I call

Spot on, and keep smiling. Especially since that stupid, reactionary, long-snout of a typical "trout", will always answer the "glittering" call of the Fly fisherman's trolling-bait! Duh!

**TuskegeeBen** · 16-10-2017, 04:19 AM

Originally Posted by stroller

Hairy is a Brit?
Thought it was a crazed Slowenian or someit.

Indeed, he is, and a fine performer at that, as such!

**harrybarracuda** · 16-10-2017, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by TuskegeeBen

Indeed, he is, and a fine performer at that, as such!

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**harrybarracuda** · 18-10-2017, 11:21 PM

He got 30 days for being drunk but is out at the moment.

Still waiting for the charge for doing the hippy hippy sheikh.

Jamie Harron, who 'drank and touched man's hip' in Dubai films video | Metro News

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