Standing @ the junction of Asoke and Sukhumvit, not far from Cowboy, waiting to cross.

It was the wee hours.

Two Thais came up from behind

One placed 'her' hand on my shoulder, the other, on my ass.

Which one was the LadyBoy?

The ass grabber, of course.
... and she wasn't appreciating my gluteus maximus, more like making a drunken grab for my wallet

Loops, fun OP BTW