Thread: Massachusetts Hospital Worker Claims Record $758.7M Lottery Jackpot

The worst thing she has done is show her dial on national TV.

Fook that,

You would have every fookin peasant and leech sending ya letters and banging on ya door every 5 seconds.

Na, tell no coont, just fook off with the loot and live it fookin large.

Fook everybody eh.

Originally Posted by terry57

The worst thing she has done is show her dial on national TV.

As well as her full name.

Originally Posted by terry57

You would have every fookin peasant and leech sending ya letters and banging on ya door every 5 seconds.

That's happening right now no doubt.

Meeting "relatives" she never knew she had.

Originally Posted by Looper

Originally Posted by Maanaam

They replied that smaller jackpots don't sell as well

Single figure millions is a life changing amount of money for 99% of folk.

These billionaire prizes are silly.

Instead of one person that prize could have been split 100 ways.

The probability of winning would also be increased by 2 orders of magnitude if it was split.

But sadly probabilities are not something on the radar of lottery ticket buyers.

They only see big numbers after the $ signs and buy when it is high.

Fervently agree. And as I said, it also helps the country. 100 people will spend/spread that wealth much more quickly and further than one person with multi millions.
I daresay a wider spread of charities would benefit too.

And charity cases no dought.

Originally Posted by bsnub

The worst thing she has done is show her dial on national TV.

As well as her full name.

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No choice. Only six states allow anonymity for lottery winners - Massachusetts isn't one of them.

I'd give at least $100,000,000 away .... kids, brothers, sisters, mom, mother-in-law, brothers-in-law, cousins and a couple of really good friends.

I'd give another $100,000,000 to charity.

Keep the rest.

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

I'd give at least $100,000,000 away .... kids, brothers, sisters, mom, mother-in-law, brothers-in-law, cousins and a couple of really good friends.

I am not as generous as you. More like Gates to his kids. Sure give them a million each. Any brains set for life. You are also loved more than Jesus. Any more its going to create problems.

I think if I died today and you found out I was rich and had left you one million dollars you would be so say the least over the moon. You could then take care of yours and even your daughters future... You have a brain though. See how it works.

Eso,...*cough*.....birthdays...never forget.

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

cousins

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

and a couple of really good friends.

Glad I greened you that one time....a few years ago.

Originally Posted by hick

Eso,...*cough*.....birthdays...never forget.

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

cousins

We have cousins that need it a lot more than I do. Stores can give it to them.

Maybe he can toss me a few Whopper Coins and I'll be good.

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

Not sure how to do it but maybe if possible I'd set it up so all my peeps got between $50-$100K annually for life instead.

Set up a trust or limited liability company to receive the winnings BEFORE you claim.

My financial advice will be cheap...to you.

Originally Posted by hick

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

Not sure how to do it but maybe if possible I'd set it up so all my peeps got between $50-$100K annually for life instead.

Set up a trust or limited liability company to receive the winnings BEFORE you claim.

My financial advice will be cheap...to you.

Well, Eso has declined his share ...

Ok,...well....uhm, that's no problem. <shuffles papers for effect>....let's see, where did I place that addendum?

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

I'd set it up so all my peeps got between $50-$100K annually for life instead.

How's your peeps in Texarkana right now...they far enough north to miss Harvey's mess?

Originally Posted by SKkin

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

I'd set it up so all my peeps got between $50-$100K annually for life instead.

How's your peeps in Texarkana right now...they far enough north to miss Harvey's mess?

Haven't even thought to ask. And haven't seen any FB posts about it from any of them. But I know Texarkana is far away from Houston.

Texarkana, AR

Texarkana is an awesome place, mostly because you’re actually in four places at once: Texas, Arkansas, Louisiana and Oklahoma. The annual Four States Fair & Rodeo in Texarkana is a fun experience for out-of-towners and celebrates the way of life here, with family activities revolving around agriculture, farm products, livestock and horticulture. Texarkana is also ripe with outdoor activities like fishing at Wright Patman Lake, just ten miles southwest of town. Anglers head there quite often with hopes of catching one of the commonly found channel catfish, flathead catfish and blue catfish. There’s plenty of redneck hunting spots too, with abundant game like gators, squirrels, ducks, turkey and deer. All you need is a hunting license to hunt legally.

Please send my regards from Hicksville.

^ Houses are cheap as fook in Texarkana and surrounding area compared to anywhere in Washington state. And a brick house to boot.

Nothing will ever top the Louisiana Purchase. Didn't we buy that from France for next to nothing.

Im teaching miss fish about US history so she can become a citizen. Stuff like The Declaration of Independence. Seems some islanders are still mad about that one. Just sent her to get some Guinness as we are working on another project in the brew town. Never been to Texarkana but have been to Nevada Idaho Montana North Dakota South Dakota Michigan and every place from Wisconsin to Florida along the east coast from North Carolina on down that is. I can see why people hate me (US) now I seppo. Will have to check it out someday. Miss fish just took me to a Laotian market this morning that I never knew was there. So much to see there and even got to practice my Laotian linguistic skills. Last week it was the Mexican market too bad I can't speak Spanish or that would be a real trip.

Fish out.

Forgot to mention the Blue Ridge Mountains. I can see why people in retirement buy the big recreation vehicles and just travel around. Me I'm going to need a bigger boat. I'm thinking the Caribbean. go fish.