Thread: Americans Too Fat For Cremation

Originally Posted by ENT

Anyway, WhyTF were you having to cremate the wild dogs and pig you misguidedly and hastily tried to dispose of? Are you mad? It takes more time and energy to burn the corpses than to bury them. You're really fwkn weird, or telling lies again, actually you're both mad and a liar.

No, you're both mad and a liar.
So, I'm supposed to dig a hole or else I'm mad, but you and your Hare mates burn.

You're full of shit.

Originally Posted by ENT

contrary to your belief, very little combustible material's needed, you don't need a pile of wood as the brushwood once alight, starts burning the hair and skin, so the sub-cutaneous fat starts to melt and ooze out in a very few minutes, as the tiny bits of brush wood and hair act as wicks, drawing more fat, creating more flame all running downward to soak into the brush wood underneath, which in turn ignites and the flames increase, burning the cow completely to ashes in about eight hours, the fat free hooves and teeth,and maybe the occasional piece of pelvis are all that remain.

So, you're saying the fire starts at the top, then the brushwood at the bottom ignites after the fat drips down.

And melted fat seeps out of skin that is merely singed by brushwood flame. And hair, that is immediately burnt off, is still there to act as a wick. wicks that actually draw the melted fat out.
And the fat keeps burning for 8 hours (because obviously the brushwood would be gone in ten or twenty minutes).

Full of it.

Go on, dig yourself in deeper.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

So, I'm supposed to dig a hole or else I'm mad, but you and your Hare mates burn.

Cremation's the Hare Krsna method of disposal of loved ones, including their holy cows.
Your lot bury your dead.

You're full of shit.

Says shit fer brains who's never been near a cremation.

Originally Posted by ENT

contrary to your belief, very little combustible material's needed, you don't need a pile of wood as the brushwood once alight, starts burning the hair and skin, so the sub-cutaneous fat starts to melt and ooze out in a very few minutes, as the tiny bits of brush wood and hair act as wicks, drawing more fat, creating more flame all running downward to soak into the brush wood underneath, which in turn ignites and the flames increase, burning the cow completely to ashes in about eight hours, the fat free hooves and teeth,and maybe the occasional piece of pelvis are all that remain.

So, you're saying the fire starts at the top, then the brushwood at the bottom ignites after the fat drips down.

Read it again, dozey. No one except an idiot like yourself would dream of starting a fire on top of a heap of combustibles.

And melted fat seeps out of skin that is merely singed by brushwood flame. And hair, that is immediately burnt off, is still there to act as a wick. wicks that actually draw the melted fat out

.
Yup, you've never even burnt a dog let alone seen a funeral pyre. The skin ain't "merely singed", it's scorched, the hair is not immediately burned off, the whole beast is covered in hair, and and both hair, particularly below the main conflagration, and twigs act as wicks to keep the fire burning.

And the fat keeps burning for 8 hours (because obviously the brushwood would be gone in ten or twenty minutes)

.
Man, are you ever thick! The brushwood doesn't burn off in 20 minutes, the stuff under the beast is compressed by the weight of the animal and soaks up fat as it's melted and released, brushwood's fed to the lower molten fat rich levels and sides of the burning cadavre from time to time as required.
Never having burnt a corpse of any sort, you pretend to know how brushwood and fat behave in a controlled cremation as practiced by others not of your religious persuasion.

Now get lost, troll.