Genghis would surely know how to handle the situation.

I once fantasized about living in a yurt snuggled between to nubile klan girls under snow leopard pelt skins with the snow lightly falling on the vast wind swept steppes of Outer Mongolia. I was living in So Lake Tahoe that winter. I would put down the pipe and fall to sleep.

I've never made the trip to Mongolia...and probably never will. I know longer own a proper winter coat and gave away my Sorel boots. Those girls are certainly safe from my fantasies.