Quote Originally Posted by BobR
My best friend was an emergency room nurse for several years, apparently cucumbers are a bitch to get out for anyone who sits on one by "accident."
Reminds me about the woman who arrived at E&R with a vibrator stuck up her. The doctor said 'Don't worry luv, we'll soon have it out'. Ho no, I don't want you to take it out. I just want you to change the battery's.