Thread: Naked grumpy old women glues her bottom to Croydon shop window(U.K)

'world's grumpiest woman' glues her bum to Debenhams in Croydon



A semi-naked woman has glued her bottom to the Debenhams department store in Croydon.

The bizarre spectacle, apparently a protest, attracted a crowd of onlookers in North End this afternoon.
Pictures were also posted online showing a grey-haired woman, standing on a stool and holding a microphone, speaking to passers-by.


She was wearing a sash reading "world's grumpiest old woman", and was reported to have been complaining "there was nothing on the telly".

Police were called to reports of a protest 12.40pm and were said to be "a bit confused".

Officers did not intervene as the woman was not fully naked but Debenhams staff tried to shield her from view with advertising signs.

The woman was wearing only a thong, a sash, and a wig covering her genitals.



Half-naked 'world's grumpiest woman' glues her bum to Debenhams in Croydon (From Croydon Guardian)

The Whitgift Centre - you can check out any time you like...

I'd venture her protest elicited en masse mumblings most prominently featuring the word 'kunt', as is the Croydon collective's wont.

Some serious jungle down there, anyone ye know?

Fortunately not. My dealings in Croydon are confined to the office, the deli, and the occasional knees-up in Wetherspoons. Croydon has three of them.

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Naked woman becomes ,, semi naked

You've not seen the pics taken by the traumatised staff from inside, the poor firefighters spent a couple of hours trying to unstick her from the glass.

Are firefighters the experts when it comes to arses?...

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Some serious jungle down there, anyone ye know?

I believe it's some sort of muff decorum cover - notice the straps around her mid-section.

Disgusting, nonetheless.

That looks like the wig thrown away by the Bangkok bomber in a Lumpini toilet. Call her in for questioning.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

I believe it's some sort of muff decorum cover - notice the straps around her mid-section.

Coming from someone with practical knowledge of such things.

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Red sent for posting under false pretences

Naked woman becomes ,, semi naked

Jaysus Mary and Joseph, do you really want naked pics of that ???

Originally Posted by thaimeme

I believe it's some sort of muff decorum cover - notice the straps around her mid-section.

Technical name for such things is a 'Merkin'

was reported to have been complaining "there was nothing on the telly".

So when she's not got her eyes glued to the tv all day she glues her ass to a shop window.

Her window cleaner is probably ribbing her with ''If I don't see you through the week I'll see you through a window''.

I'm fucking ashamed I clicked on this thread....

Originally Posted by somtamslap

you can check out any time you like...

On a dark city sidewalk, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of chlamydia, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to shop for the night
There she stood on the sidewalk;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the sidewalk,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to Debenhams
Such a lovely ass (Such a lovely ass)
Such a scary face
Plenty of room at Debenhams
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You'll find ass glued here....

Stoker would (probably has).

Croydon is one shithole (sorry, Nige).

Did she manage a dump before the fire brigade unstuck her?

Sontam's been a naughty boy picking on one of Croydon's top bar girls. She's usually stuck on a stool in Wetherspoons most afternoons.