Quote Originally Posted by Begbie View Post
Abbott is a soap dodger, no apologies for his strange behaviour needed.

Back on topic, Australia used to have a "no poofters" immigration policy, funny to now discover it's because they're full up,
When I last arrived, the immigration officer said "Have you got a criminal record?".

I said "I didn't realise you still needed one".


rat-a-tat-*ching*