Thread: Man snaps his cock! Ouch we've all been there..

Originally Posted by Kurgen

Bollocks, you've read to much of Readers Wives.

She looked like she'd been in readers wives.

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Were you screwing in a pumpkin patch?.

She was a keen fan of the out doors

Originally Posted by Looper

I haven't 'been there' either thank fook. I have, however pranged my pork sword on the perineum on a couple of occasions recently and it sure is a bit of a shock as the article asserts.

She was very precise in guiding the article in the right direction making sure there was no opportunity for slipping in to trap 2.

She was just a bit dry like the Gobi and needed plenty of juicing up first.

Sadly when she received my nicely decorated present of KY she took it the wrong way and the affair ended.

Still it was a warm six months of memories before she went back to her high ranking police husband, and i did enjoy driving her new Mercedes convertible around.

I secretly think the copper was a jaffa and allowing this to continue until she got up the duff which she didn't as she was early menopausal.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

they seemed hard and not as soft as the melons encountered before.

That's Meloncholia for you. Things may not always seem the same as you thought they used to be.