In all my time of working with Paki immigrant folk I was never left in any doubt that as an indigenous white British male I could never, ever be accepted on equal terms by them. And nor did I ever see a need to desire that acceptance. And what separated us? Their unquestioning belief in some ridiculous God and a slavish commitment to whatever some fat arsed bearded mullah uttered on behalf of their absurd doctrine.

As an intelligent human being unencumbered by such primitive notions I was never constrained by the need to believe in the pluralist claptrap of Nulabour and their ghastly sycophants and acted accordingly.

If they weren't so damned hairy perhaps it might help.