Thread: A Welsh Wet Dream

Well I suppose it had to happen


Now scientists create a sheep that's 15% human

Scientists have created the world's first human-sheep chimera - which has the body of a sheep and half-human organs.


The sheep have 15 per cent human cells and 85 per cent animal cells - and their evolution brings the prospect of animal organs being transplanted into humans one step closer. Professor Esmail Zanjani, of the University of Nevada, has spent seven years and £5million perfecting the technique, which involves injecting adult human cells into a sheep's foetus.

(With advice from the welsh, who have long been experts on the technique of 'injecting' human cells into sheep)




Chimera: sheep have 15 per cent human cells and 85 per cent animal cells

He has already created a sheep liver which has a large proportion of human cells and eventually hopes to precisely match a sheep to a transplant patient, using their own stem cells to create their own flock of sheep.

Now scientists create a sheep that's 15% human | the Mail on Sunday

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Sorry to spoil your fun and all, but does anyone actually find sheep shagging jokes funny?

An American moves to a small Welsh village and is keen to get to know people, So one day he's in a bar and starts talking to the guy next to him.
"Hi whats your name" says the Yank

"Dai" replies the Welshman (Dai= is Welsh for David and a really common name in Wales)

The Yank says "Well I've been here a while now, which Dai are you? I know Dai the postman, Dai the farmer and Dai the Fireman"

"well" says Dai, "you see that church overthere ? I donated all the money for that. Do you think they call me Dai the Charitable? Do they bollocks"

"You see that beautiful mural in the town ? I painted that. Do you think they call me Dai the Artist ? Do they bollocks"

"When the school burnt down I ran into the flames and rescued 15 children from certain death, while getting badly burn't. You'd think they's call me Dai the brave would'nt you ?"
















"I tell you what this is a tough village you get caught shagging one sheep........"