Thread: Kim Jong-Un Dead? Rumor

Kim Jong-Un Dead? That's The Rumor - Forbes

In the past few hours, Twitter has exploded with unsubstantiated rumors that the new North Korean dictator died in Beijing today and that a coup is underway in North Korea. So far there is no indication at all that these rumors are true.

If it were true, it can only be a good thing.




Chinese Twitter Says Kim Jong-Un Was Assassinated This Morning In Beijing

Chinese Twitter Says Kim Jong-Un Was Assassinated This Morning In Beijing

The Chinese micro-blogging service Weibo has exploded with rumors that new North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un was assassinated today at the North Korean embassy in Beijing. Twitter death rumors are totally cross-cultural.
Here's one version of the rumor, cleaned up from the crappy Google translation:

According to reliable sources, North Korean leader [Kim Jong-Un was killed] in Beijing in February 10 2012, at 2 o'clock and 45 minutes. Unknown persons broke into his residence shot and were subsequently shot and killed by the bodyguard.

Official Internet Rule: Any (Chinese) Twitter post that begins with "according to reliable sources" is almost certainly fake. But this hasn't stopped Chinese netizens from speculating that the killing was a military coup, and posting blurry pictures purporting to show an unusual number of vehicles parked at the North Korean embassy. ChinaSMACK staff writer Joe Xu suggests reports of large number of cars at the embassy may have sparked the rumor. "Rumors like this pop up every other week," he writes on Twitter.
We will only know Kim Jong-Un's fate for sure when a new picture of him looking at things emerges.

A good thing? Or maybe the military thought he was too soft for leadership!

They may have eaten him because they are starving.

Originally Posted by Hampsha

Un Dead

apparently, he is a living dead

As noted by obsessive hamster activity in Beijing.

“Hearing unconfirmed reports that Kim Jong-Un is the new England manager,” wrote a journalist with London paper The Sun

I thought rumours weren't allowed in News

Originally Posted by Hampsha

They may have eaten him because they are starving.

Surely they wer'nt that hungry ?

Chinese.
If their lips are moving they're lying.

Originally Posted by sabai sabai

I thought rumours weren't allowed in News

That was a news report about a rumour.

So what's up now?

Ahh, I only saw the Twitter sign

If so, it's a shame. He only had a short Korea.

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

If so, it's a shame. He only had a short Korea.

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Originally Posted by Hampsha

Un Dead

apparently, he is a living dead

I almost greened you for that.

Originally Posted by Jesus Jones

A good thing? Or maybe the military thought he was too soft for leadership!

Of course its a good thing. Only a communist like you wouldnt think so

we can only hope that the fat ugly tub of shit is dead.

It was his stepmother, in the study, with poison !

and replaced with who, Socal ?

do you ever think these things through?

Originally Posted by Sir Wilson

do you ever think these things through?

Do neocons ever?

yeah, true.

Originally Posted by spudge

Originally Posted by Sir Wilson

do you ever think these things through?

Do neocons ever?

I think you mean "neocon wannabe".

Originally Posted by Sir Wilson

and replaced with who, Socal ?

do you ever think these things through?

His uncle, Jang Song Taek probably. In fact, wouldn't surprise me at all if he does top the fat little fuck at some point.

Jang Sung-taek - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Why can't these people have normal names like Dave, John or Steve?