No cop out. The problem is when people copy/paste (mostly) news articles, that was the original post.
The gallery upload etc is a nightmare I try and stay away from, you need to do DD's course and be certified for that one.
C'mon DD, you're making so much money now with all them banners, time to upgrade this Model-T of yours. There's plenty experts down in Walking street who will do it for a beer or two....
Solution may be to make the background pink, seeing there are so many queerish people here......