Quote Originally Posted by danbo View Post
How about having new members submit a piece of arts & craft to the TD Committee - The amount that the item sells for at the annual Thai Forums Summer Fete will dictate the level of access given to said newbie. For example, a hand-made clay ashtray is likely to raise about 25B and would allow access to the 'Hopping When Drunk' forum, whilst a cover for a toilet-duck bottle made out of foil and shells is likely to make at lease 200B (more if Wally sees it) - This amount would allow access to the superior hidden forums, such as the 'Stories About Treading on Things When Sleepy' forum.

....I wandered into the member's forum by mistake once....The cat hasn't been the same since....That'll teach him for looking over my shoulder.....
All I can say is that Hatty town must have some REALLY good shit, pity I have given up inhaling it otherwise I would be there in a minute.