Are you a "real bloke"?

**Little Chuchok** · 03-10-2006, 09:16 AM

Or are you a kaftan wearing, singlet wearing (unless it's black) woolly woofter.

Here a few "real bloke" edicts.

Real men...

Don't cook, they bbq on flames from wood or petrol.
Drink beer out of a can (Unless it's in a pint glass)
Either do the gardening with a chainsaw, or they concrete the green bits.
Fridge is always well stocked with cold beer.
Have mates with real bloke names eg:bruce ,trev, Jock, dung, moose etc etc
Watch the game on Saturday,whilst consuming copious quanties of the amber liquid.
Have a missus that always knows where your lost sock is eg" third droor on the left, 4" from the back right dear.."

Feel free to add your own "real bloke" rules...

**RandomChances** · 03-10-2006, 09:25 AM

I usually do my gardening with a big machete type knife.....much more manly than a chainsaw

**Little Chuchok** · 03-10-2006, 09:28 AM

^I tend to agree, but the high leval of noise from the chainsaw does make it a "real bloke" experience.

**flash** · 03-10-2006, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Or are you a kaftan wearing, singlet wearing (unless it's black) woolly woofter.

Here a few "real bloke" edicts.
Sound's like what a gay Aussie man would be like,

Real IRISH men...

Don't cook, they bbq on flames from wood or petrol.
Catch a beast and eat it raw
Drink beer out of a can (Unless it's in a pint glass)
Drink whiskey straight from the bottle
Either do the gardening with a chainsaw, or they concrete the green bits.
Do the gardening with a hand-grenade
Fridge is always well stocked with cold beer.
Thats what women are for
Have mates with real bloke names eg:bruce ,trev, Jock, dung, moose etc etc
yeah, really cool names
Watch the game on Saturday,whilst consuming copious quanties of the amber liquid.
GO to the game on sunday and consume copious quantities of Guinness with The thousands of other peolpe who don't sit home and roar at the tv
Have a missus that always knows where your lost sock is eg" third droor on the left, 4" from the back right dear.."
REAL men don't look for their own socks!

Feel free to add your own "real bloke" rules...

You far downers are real girly girls

**buadhai** · 03-10-2006, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by RandomChances

I usually do my gardening with a big machete type knife.....much more manly than a chainsaw

**slimboyfat** · 03-10-2006, 11:34 AM

the machete is cool,

but why are you carrying it like its a baby?

**Little Chuchok** · 03-10-2006, 11:35 AM

^Good point!

**Marmite the Dog** · 03-10-2006, 11:56 AM

Knives are girly. This is how you do it.

**buadhai** · 03-10-2006, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

but why are you carrying it like its a baby?

Trying to look casual and non-threatening. Notice the disarming smile....

**slimboyfat** · 03-10-2006, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by buadhai

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

but why are you carrying it like its a baby?

Trying to look casual and non-threatening. Notice the disarming smile....

yes you have pulled that one off quite well.

if i was an airport security guard i would let you through with no questions asked.

**DrAndy** · 03-10-2006, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by buadhai

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

but why are you carrying it like its a baby?

Trying to look casual and non-threatening. Notice the disarming smile....

it actually looks like you wished it was your penis

real blokes have big real ones, hanging down their trouser leg

their was a TV programme last night about this guy with the biggest penis in the world 13.5"..35cm!

they actually showed it, bloody hell

they interviewed some women who said they were not turned on by something that size

**Little Chuchok** · 03-10-2006, 02:35 PM

^

Only an average penis then.....

**stroller** · 03-10-2006, 02:45 PM

Only real women go for real blokes...

**Little Chuchok** · 03-10-2006, 02:52 PM

real blokes also do not wear jewellery except maybe a watch.They may have a wedding ring,but due to them working on heavy machinery/fast cars/ etc etc they never wear it.The only blokes that can allowed to have earrings are ex sailors...'cause it used to pay for their funerals.

**Skulldigger** · 03-10-2006, 03:28 PM

Watches look crap.

**slimboyfat** · 03-10-2006, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by Skulldigger

Watches look crap.

not all watches are made by casio you know

**Skulldigger** · 03-10-2006, 03:42 PM

It's the "expensive looking" watches that look the most crap. Fat and ugly.

My brother loves them.

**slimboyfat** · 03-10-2006, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by Skulldigger

It's the "expensive looking" watches that look the most crap. Fat and ugly.

My brother loves them.

fair enough.

watches are handy for telling the time though. punctuality is important to me.

**Skulldigger** · 03-10-2006, 03:46 PM

Yeah, then again with a mobile phone it's easy enough to tell the time anyway...

**Little Chuchok** · 03-10-2006, 03:47 PM

real blokes can tell the time by looking at the sun

**slimboyfat** · 03-10-2006, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

real blokes can tell the time by looking at the sun

i can only tell the date by looking at The Sun

**buadhai** · 03-10-2006, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

it actually looks like you wished it was your penis

GoW thought the same thing....

**DrAndy** · 03-10-2006, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by buadhai

Originally Posted by DrAndy

it actually looks like you wished it was your penis

GoW thought the same thing....

oh yes? she must have PMd you a secret message then!

why did you not post it GOW?

**buadhai** · 03-10-2006, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

why did you not post it GOW?

She posted a chopped version of the photo above. Your challenge? Find it.

**DrAndy** · 03-10-2006, 08:46 PM

I don't like challenges buadhai

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