Hobsons choice

**Neo** · 05-10-2011, 07:27 PM

Which would you prefer, having one of your testicles ripped off or being raped by a fat guy?

**alwarner** · 05-10-2011, 07:28 PM

Is anyone watching?

**raycarey** · 05-10-2011, 07:41 PM

presumably the fat guy

**DrAndy** · 05-10-2011, 07:41 PM

you should lay off the laudanum, neo

**BaitongBoy** · 05-10-2011, 07:46 PM

That's not really a Hobson's choice scenario, Neo...because you only get one option with Hobson...a take it or leave it situation...I think he rented horses in the 16th or 17th century...and you took the horse he offered or you didn't get a horse...
But even Hobson would've asked how big the fat fck's dick was...

**alwarner** · 05-10-2011, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by raycarey

presumably the fat guy

i'd have the bollock off then.

**DrAndy** · 05-10-2011, 07:48 PM

^^ true, more like a choice between the devil and the deep blue sea

**superman** · 05-10-2011, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by Neo

Which would you prefer, having one of your testicles ripped off or being raped by a fat guy?

That's a tough 'un. Is the fat guy going to wear a condom ?

**BaitongBoy** · 05-10-2011, 07:54 PM

^^That'd be a dilemma...

**alwarner** · 05-10-2011, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by superman

Originally Posted by Neo

Which would you prefer, having one of your testicles ripped off or being raped by a fat guy?

That's a tough 'un. Is the fat guy going to wear a condom ?

I generally do, er i mean...er i'm sure he would.

**DrAndy** · 05-10-2011, 07:59 PM

well, if you chose the fat guy, that would not be rape

**alwarner** · 05-10-2011, 08:01 PM

if a poofter jumped on your back would you toss him off?

**dirtydog** · 05-10-2011, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by Neo

Which would you prefer, having one of your testicles ripped off or being raped by a fat guy?

If George Michael has put on weight in the last few years we know which you would choose Neo

**Neo** · 05-10-2011, 09:03 PM

Could be worse. If I'd have made the options, having your testicle ripped off or having Harris Black as a friend most people would still choose to have the testicle ripped off, it's unfortunate for you that you don't have any balls

How is Harris?

**DrAndy** · 05-10-2011, 09:16 PM

omigod, it was all a set-up to get DD

**socal** · 05-10-2011, 11:46 PM

how do you get one testicle ripped off ? You can still fuck with one teste

**alwarner** · 05-10-2011, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by socal

how do you get one testicle ripped off ? You can still fuck with one teste

Like this?

Bloody Feminazis.

BBC NEWS | UK | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
'Pulled hard'
Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

I am in no way a violent person

Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

**BaitongBoy** · 06-10-2011, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by socal

how do you get one testicle ripped off ? You can still fuck with one teste

Non sequitur or simply WTF?

**The Fresh Prince** · 06-10-2011, 03:23 PM

Is the fat guy at least going to buy me dinner?

**alwarner** · 06-10-2011, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Is the fat guy at least going to buy me dinner?

Only if you pre-agree on a reach around.

**BaitongBoy** · 06-10-2011, 04:42 PM

^Drew Noyes can draw up the papers...

**alwarner** · 06-10-2011, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

^Drew Noyes can draw up the papers...

...absolving him of any liability.

**Butterfly** · 06-10-2011, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Neo

Which would you prefer, having one of your testicles ripped off or being raped by a fat guy?

is that another of your sexual fantasies ?

**BaitongBoy** · 06-10-2011, 06:02 PM

^ What?...having the nut torn off?...

**Neo** · 06-10-2011, 06:12 PM

I see Flutterby has voted...

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