You Have To Laugh!

[Briansmallcock]

My wifes' brother came around today - poor bugger has to drive about 100KM from Lei.

He comes up on occaision to take care of his mothers Lam Yai trees, and recently, he has been up to our place spraying all of this chemical shit on the trees.

Here is where the "Funny" starts.

My son took an instant dislike to him as, as some Thais seem to do, they like to grab kids cocks - in a playful way in their minds, but it is still "COCKTOUCHING" and my boy hates this!

So the first thing I realised was wrong was when her brother, after spraying all of the Chemmy shit, went to the downstairs bathroom for a shower....the boy had wiped his filthy ass all over the towel and then hung it back up for him to use (he would be the only person using the shower downstairs)

Secondly, I was in there just after he left, and it appears my son has thrown away or hidden the LUX soap that was in the bathroom, and replaced it with a bar of pink "MR SLINKY",

I couldn't stop laughing, I would not tell my wife she would take a fucking fit!

Her brother has been washing himself in the shower with DOG FLEA SHAMPOO!! Mr. Slinky.....I asked my son and he readily admitted it, he thinks it's fucking hilarious...me too to be honest, at least the brother won't be scratching himself tonight!

[alwarner]

fucking hell. your son sounds like a reet prankster. didn't he stick a kazoo up his arse and pray someone would steal / play it??

pmsl

[palexxxx]

How old is your son?

[natalie8]

Your son's a genius! Don't stop him, let him develop this fine trait.

[Bettyboo]

I believe that 'my son' might be one of Brian's many personalities... What's that film where they're all at the motel?

[alwarner]

with John Cusack?

[DrAndy]

Psycho?

[alwarner]

Is he?

[Briansmallcock]

How old is your son?

He is ten, and he hates two faced twats, most times he does not even want to talk to some of these buggers....he can smell the good from the bad!

He has a healthy hatred of KRENG JAI and SHITE that most Thais are into - he tends to call a spade a spade....there are no in betweens.

Personally, I like that attitude, in fact we (I) am trying to get him into a UK School for when he is 11, he wants to go, I think it will be better for him so what the fuck! It cannot be as bad as spending your entire fucking life here trying in earnest to comply with being a fucking peasant, just because they were all fucking slaves before...they need a bit more of an outlook on life, not Kow Towing to stupid fucking teachers, stupid fucking Government officials, stupid fucking Thailand!

I saw recently, they changed their preposterous Tourist SHIT from AMAZING THAILAND to something like MIRACLE THAILAND...why not just cut the fucking bullshit and tell it like it really fucking is "The Tourist Authority Of Thialand Welcomes Everyone who Wants to spend A Million Baht in the Next Two Weeks, Welcome To FUCKING RETARDED THAILAND" We will however Wai you as if you are important, we will grovel like the dogs that we are, until we stop getting fed, or stop getting cash, then WE WILL EAT YOU ALIVE YOU WESTERN BASTARDS.

Japs, feel free to pop over to torture our whores! Mai Mee Bah Ha!

Sorry if the SMILE has gone from my jaded face, but this place actually stinks worse than a fucking sewer....the longer you stay here the worse the smell.

Scratch the surface, there is only SHITE underneath!

[Cujo]

sounds a lot like missmiggins boy.

[Bettyboo]

with John Cusack?

That's the one, a bloody good film - did it begin with D, one word?

[Bettyboo]

The Tourist Authority Of Thialand Welcomes Everyone who Wants to spend A Million Baht in the Next Two Weeks, Welcome To FUCKING RETARDED THAILAND" We will however Wai you as if you are important, we will grovel like the dogs that we are, until we stop getting fed, or stop getting cash, then WE WILL EAT YOU ALIVE YOU WESTERN BASTARDS.

I think you have captured the essence superbly, but could you shorten it? Perhaps an acronym?

[alwarner]

with John Cusack?

That's the one, a bloody good film - did it begin with D, one word?

Almost.

Identity (2003) - IMDb

Identity.

[Chairman Mao]

To be honest, I find these stories about what your boy does with his anus a trifle uncomfortable.

[DrAndy]

What's that film where they're all at the motel?

Psycho?

oh dear, wrong again

[oldgit]

Seems like a nice boy, into Scat , just like dad? all the schools closed in the UK, try elsewhere

[Chairman Mao]

^ May well get a scholarship in Germany.

[Jack meoff]

^

[Bettyboo]

Almost. Identity (2003) - IMDb Identity.

Yeah, thanks, good film; think I'll watch it again.

oh dear, wrong again

You must've got used to that feeling by now...

Yep, this little kid is a worry, he could grow up to be a very naughty boy...

[flyingscotsman]

He is ten, and he hates two faced twats, most times he does not even want to talk to some of these buggers....he can smell the good from the bad!

He has a healthy hatred of KRENG JAI and SHITE that most Thais are into - he tends to call a spade a spade....there are no in betweens.

Personally, I like that attitude, in fact we (I) am trying to get him into a UK School for when he is 11, he wants to go, I think it will be better for him so what the fuck! It cannot be as bad as spending your entire fucking life here trying in earnest to comply with being a fucking peasant, just because they were all fucking slaves before...they need a bit more of an outlook on life, not Kow Towing to stupid fucking teachers, stupid fucking Government officials, stupid fucking Thailand!

I saw recently, they changed their preposterous Tourist SHIT from AMAZING THAILAND to something like MIRACLE THAILAND...why not just cut the fucking bullshit and tell it like it really fucking is "The Tourist Authority Of Thialand Welcomes Everyone who Wants to spend A Million Baht in the Next Two Weeks, Welcome To FUCKING RETARDED THAILAND" We will however Wai you as if you are important, we will grovel like the dogs that we are, until we stop getting fed, or stop getting cash, then WE WILL EAT YOU ALIVE YOU WESTERN BASTARDS.

Japs, feel free to pop over to torture our whores! Mai Mee Bah Ha!

Sorry if the SMILE has gone from my jaded face, but this place actually stinks worse than a fucking sewer....the longer you stay here the worse the smell.

Scratch the surface, there is only SHITE underneath![/quote]


Excellent 'State of the Nation' speech ................. but we're still here! How sad are we?! (BTW, I, too worry about my son's education and would like him to be educated back 'home' but the practicalities .......?).

[DrAndy]

Yeah, thanks, good film; think I'll watch it again.

oh dear, wrong again

You must've got used to that feeling by now...

yeah, but who cares