Thread: Help me! I think I'm turning Thai...

I'm a bit worried cause I seem to be losing my uniquely (?) Aussie viewpoint and to be rapidly turning Thai. I need expert help here from you long-termers. How do I resist this creeping Thainess? Here are my symptoms:

I prefer Thai women to farang women
I particularly prefer Chinese-Thai women to farang women.
I make up excuses to visit the office of a particular Thai-Chinese teacher for whom I feel a warm inner glow.
I cringe whever I see fat, ugly farang men with young Thai women.
I prefer Thai food to western food. I wouldn't care if I never ate another pizza.
I actually found myself praising something Thaksin had done the other day.
I don't feel homesick for Oz any more.
I wouldn't care if I never saw Ularu again.
I have ceased to suffer panic every time I drive here.
Oncoming motorcyclists and crazy pickup drivers no longer scare me.
I have started referring to my humble residence as "home".
I feel safer in Bangkok than Sydney.

So, you can see I'm suffering great delusions here. I urgently need help.