Thread: ้hands up those who got mugged into attending the wat this morning?

Must admit I did, sitting there bored shitless with the other old geezers listening to the monks chanting their shit.
For my sins I got the Vigo bogged in the mud and had to get mate to pull me out. What a waste of a morning.

It's still early here...only 2:30pm...
But I know something's afoot...
She's sleeping off a hangover...but her sister's coming by later...just made an offhand comment about the 'wat'...

No way in the world you'd get me to a wat. I'd rather stab myself in the balls with a rusty piece of metal, put red hot coals between my arse cheeks and dance to the macarena.

Luckily the missus doesn't attend either so no problems there.

^ why doesn't your missus attend the macarena... could be fun.

^^ "Knock yerself out," Satonic...lol
Me, I'd choose the "wat" over the other options...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

^^ "Knock yerself out," Satonic...lol
Me, I'd choose the "wat" over the other options...

Sure I can't tempt you ?

Not a cat in hells chance of me going to one of those dumb arse services. If I was to go it would be to see if there's any new crack floating about. Have you noticed how few Thai men go to those things ?

Luckily I was working, but she's going to go everyday for the next four days as well- I won't be able to escape.

Luckily I am British and wear the trousers in the house.
GF stayed home too.

Originally Posted by Satonic

Sure I can't tempt you ?

Ok...the song and dance I could try...but I didn't catch any of the self-mutilation in the video...

Catchy tune, though...

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Luckily I am British and wear the trousers in the house.

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I told her to take some mangoes off the tree and some old frozen bread rolls to the thieving, lazy kunts, rather than wasting a few baht on them. I didn't get an invite strangely.

Wats are for funerals.

^ Yeah, but those can be fun...
And usually a few stunners want to try out their Engrish...

The place is full of women and scabby dogs, didn't go also

There's one in Hua Hin full of cats, hundreds and hundreds of stinking cats, never seen cats eat rice before but these ones seemed quite happy to eat it.

How about asking your wife first. Darling will you take me to the Wat tomorrow? Lots of stunners there I would like to oogle.

Would that work?

Weekend off for me!

Wife's gone to the wat for the weekend with her old folks, I refuse to go there except for compulsory funerals and girl oogeling.

I woke the missus this morning and jokingly asked her if she wanted to go to the wat, she replied fuck that and went back to sleep.

Luckily I am British and wear the trousers in the house

Me too!!

Good on those of you who tell the missus where to get off.

On a similar thread on a certain other forum last year, they were actually bragging about being dragged to the temple with the missus.
When I told them they needed to grow a pair of bollocks the mods really took offence...especially the gay kiddie fiddling c**t...

Originally Posted by superman

Have you noticed how few Thai men go to those things ?

Not set in stone. Depends on locale and sub-community.

Originally Posted by Professorfart

especially the gay kiddie fiddling c**t...

Can you narrow it down a bit?

ok ..well that explains the text for me.. uno understand darlin...ferkin monkey buhda business..i got beer so i,m ok..even if it is only BINTANG..and runny shit tommorow