Thread: Finally!

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

For the biggest wanker to darken the doorways of Teak Door since I have been here.

Originally Posted by Brianminutemember

I'm Gasoline!
I'm OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!

Fuck off and fuck you and the horse you rode in on pillock.

You really are the most brainless [at][at][at][at] on this entire forum...it is fuckwits like you that really spoil these places - you stupid fucking self promoting [at][at][at][at]!

Why did you even bother commenting?

Your comments as usual were the usual shit - why not just ignore the post?

Fucking half wit [at][at][at][at]!

Originally Posted by Briansmallcock

You really are the most brainless [at][at][at][at] on this entire forum...it is fuckwits like you that really spoil these places - you stupid fucking self promoting [at][at][at][at]!

Why thank you.

You know, in all the years of being here and being there, travelling to this place and that, you always end up meeting some fucking [at][at][at][at] like that, sad eh?

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Originally Posted by Briansmallcock

You really are the most brainless [at][at][at][at] on this entire forum...it is fuckwits like you that really spoil these places - you stupid fucking self promoting [at][at][at][at]!

Why thank you.

Get. you fucking piece of dog shit!

^ Welcome Back Smug.

Come pay you a visit next weekend.

And I will pay you Pickled Onion Monster Munch there weight in gold, buddy, mate, pal xxxx

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

i've been in the UK for a week now.
Can't speak the lingo anymore (though you'll be ok up in Geordie land)
Loads of new rules and quaint customs (You can use battery acid on ya sister if she looks at a man)
More machines that beep at you.
No one will talk to you. . .
, ,as for burds they look like me (n that 'aint good)
Watch the great unwashed on daytime TV and you'll be beggin for the flight back.
Don't fall over coz health n safety will need you in a high viz vest before they can talk to you.
Its safer in Bazra than the local town centre.
If you don't smoke then you'll be standing alone in the pub. .

and Wimbledons on . . bingo wings everywhere..


OH nice to have a decent pint although it does cost more than a bj...




. . .Hope your fellow passengers have learnt to use the bogs on the plane.





I'm out of here Thursday.

Did you get a decent pint in Newcastle? Most of the bars give you 50/50 slops!

Originally Posted by Briansmallcock

you always end up meeting some fucking [at][at][at][at] like that, sad eh?

Knobs have no direction. It's a blood rush with no thought.

You go back to blighty and self explode. Do a YouTube video and we can all laugh until the next wanker comes along.

OK sabaii, I'll see what I can do.

ERR geordie land is for Noodles so no 50/50

. . .actually its beer 30 the noo. Time to go. .

Wasn't there a thread about Geordies smelling, having shit ale, shit bridges, shit ale, a crap team, fat birds, shit ale, more drunks per yard, a great big market, hoooge birds, funny accents, scottish passports(faked), a while ago?

I heard a rumour that the Sun came out in Geordie land once.
But that Cheryl is a Geordie lass, and I would like to lick her in places where the Sun dont shine.

Enjoy the flight Miggins!

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Wasn't there a thread about Geordies smelling, having shit ale, shit bridges, shit ale, a crap team, fat birds, shit ale, more drunks per yard, a great big market, hoooge birds, funny accents, scottish passports(faked), a while ago?

But they got the best footbridge in the world. it was designed by spastics

^ Sorry cant spell arcitechts

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

^ Sorry cant spell arcitechts

Structural Engineers actually - read the thread.

Originally Posted by Briansmallcock

The really sad thing is, is the clothes- after all these years here, I have one pair of jeans, ( a second pair if I don't fasten the top button) a few pairs of underdogs, no decent jackets, no t-shirts without stains, one pair of shoes..I only use flip flops, looks like a shopping spree to Tesco!

The kid tells me I look really smart tonight - A pair of Marcks and Spencers Dress pants, a pair of 500 Baht suede shoes from Carrefour and a T- Shirt that changes colour depending on the level of UV!

Oh I love kids!

Don't worry.....

Everyone in UK dresses like a shite in Primark or a polyester suit to commute to their slave boxes in. Poor buggers buy it all on plastic and don't even own their own underwear.

Shorts, flip flops and an anorak and you're sorted. It summer back home.

Originally Posted by Periphiral Vision

I heard a rumour that the Sun came out in Geordie land once. But that Cheryl is a Geordie lass, and I would like to lick her in places where the Sun dont shine.

Heard a rumour that they all talk bollocks up there