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    An interesting documentary!

    For those of you who like myself have nothing else to do but right the wrongs of evil, (and as I speak I am donning my Changman Green Lantern Bottle of "Chang Original" skin tight beer belly hugging, testicle enhancing, banana in the pocket, Lycra super slob suit -

    - to sweep over the Thai skies and keep you safe in your beds tonight, from plastic bag suicides, multiple headshot suicides, drowning in a teacup suicides, falling from balcony suicides, (boy you foreigners don't make a super slobs life easy do you - you really like killing yourselves in strange ways!!!)

    - There is someone who cares! -

    Why couldn't you simply wrap a piece of wire round your necks and attach it to the door knob whilst having a wank, like the late great Paula Yates Fucker - Michael Hutchence did - I must admit, (Must be an Aussie thing- like hanging yourself in a wardrobe is an American thing RIP Carradine - "When you can take the body from the wardrobe Grasshopper - Then it is time for you to leave") it really doesn't do Poor Paula any favours if you think about it, second hand goods from that tramp Geldof, and the guy would rather neck himself jerking off than fucking that ugly twat) you might want to take a look at this, I won't post torrent links as I usuall fail miserably - But I am sure you are capable of finding a link yourselves -

    We British like to do thins with a bit more style - a plastic bin bag over the head and a drug laden orange - http://www.newsmedianews.com/milligan.shtml

    This is the CLASS of the British MP's


    Check out the 1950's 100 MPG 2 ton car etc.....it really makes you wonder.

    Anyone out there think they could copy the design in the original patent?...anyone out there think that this was / is really possible?

    Anyway, IMDB link.

    GasHole (2010) - IMDb


    Go have a look, if the design was shit - the politics are still up for debate! The amazing thing is how Rockefeller came out of this!

    It is amazing how Efficiency can be run (deliberately) innefficiently to generate massive revenues,


    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...w=1680&bih=897

    http://www.tvacres.com/simians_gorillas_urko.htm
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    Beer farts are a wasted resource.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hampsha View Post
    Beer farts are a wasted resource.
    Beer farts are not at all a wasted resource, I can propel myself across the entire country of Thailand every night, looking for potential farang suicides, propelled only by my Chang natural gas products.

    I am thinking of licensing this bio fuel to Thai Airways - as they seem quite willing to operate purely on SHIT!

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    You'd have to have tubes that come up from the barstools at the bars as well as some type of tube that a guest in a hotel can insert in his ass while he is sleeping if you want to take this opportunity seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hampsha View Post
    You'd have to have tubes that come up from the barstools at the bars as well as some type of tube that a guest in a hotel can insert in his ass while he is sleeping if you want to take this opportunity seriously.
    Sort of spitting the mess back to the Katoey?

    There must be a market here for cum recycling...a bit of chilli, a spot of garlic....it must be more healthy than Laab Moo drenched in blood?

    I was thinking it might be possible to start a kind of fast food chain - Kotex sandwiches, like a laab fast food on the hoof bite - sprinkle a few chopped onions, a pinch of garlic, the perfect snack - with WINGS! a bit of chilli and away you go - drop of Sang Thip and the night is your oyster so to speak (or Hoy Kleng)
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    What a wonderful place this is, what a great place to come and relax, just try driving here, such stimulation! The Thais are getting ready for revolution - 10 years ago they would smile if you shat in their food - now....just look at them the wrong way and you are going to get a machete!

    did you see that story today about that poor Russian guy that probably got well ripped off by some scamming bastards, then appeared to go back to make a point?

    Well, taking two bottles of petrol and dousing a Thai motorbike hire place is not going to get you any brownie points - but wait a second...he was found hung in his cell in the police station.....another fantastic suicide!

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    Creative stuff. I bet those Russians would go for it. Do they drink Chang?

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    Can anyone remember the case of the "putrified" Barking Deer, up near Chiang Rai - I have been desperately truying to dig out this recipe, but I cannot seem to find it!

    Basically, the locals catch and kill a barking deer, stick it into a black plastic bag, leave it in the hot sun until it putrifies, then chop it into a lot of small pieces, add some spices etc.

    Eat and die.

    I think there was an article a few years back...but I cannot seem to find the recipe - sounds delicious - probably even better with a big dollop of pig shit ice cream! Boy they really know how to cook shit up north!


    You are not near Ringwood are you Hampsha?

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    I'm in the desert of Esarn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hampsha View Post
    I'm in the desert of Esarn
    Nearer to Ringworm than Ringwood then?

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    If they find them they'll certainly try to eat them.

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