Holding it in

**ChiangMai noon** · 07-12-2006, 10:54 PM

When you are murderous.
genuinely foul.
when you want to kill the bastards.

how do you hold it in?

**Begbie** · 07-12-2006, 10:56 PM

Have a cup of ovaltine then it's time for bed.

**William** · 07-12-2006, 10:56 PM

(a) have a smoke
(b) get pissed - 'cause I get all lovey (usually)
(c) smash a car door in

**Marmite the Dog** · 07-12-2006, 11:16 PM

Who do you want to murder now?

**ChiangMai noon** · 07-12-2006, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

When you are murderous.
genuinely foul.
when you want to kill the bastards.

how do you hold it in?

**Thetyim** · 07-12-2006, 11:17 PM

Go for a walk

**ChiangMai noon** · 07-12-2006, 11:18 PM

can't do that.

**barbaro** · 07-12-2006, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Who do you want to murder now?

CMN,

Don't do it.

You should seriously start drinking again.

**colourful-era** · 08-12-2006, 04:21 AM

^^ why not?

too hot - too much concrete..?

**Gallowspole** · 08-12-2006, 05:42 AM

I thought this thread was going to about CMN's prostate problems...

**bbigman21** · 08-12-2006, 06:18 AM

Just rough them up a little. Unless it is women then just get drunk. And Cry

**NickA** · 08-12-2006, 06:53 AM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

When you are murderous. genuinely foul. when you want to kill the bastards.

It's OK, as far as I know you don't know where I live

The only other answer I know is to meditate, take refuge in the three jewels, follow the 8 precepts and accept that the laws of karma are faultless and can never be broken.

Take a long walk whilst practising breathing meditation and repeating the mantra "Om mani padme hum", trust me a smile will spread across your face as the thought "I'm a cock" runs through your mind.

**Little Chuchok** · 08-12-2006, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by NickA

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

When you are murderous. genuinely foul. when you want to kill the bastards.

Take a long walk whilst practising breathing meditation and repeating the mantra "Om mani padme jewjew", trust me a smile will spread across your face as the thought "I'm a little cock" runs through your mind.

**ChiangMai noon** · 08-12-2006, 08:38 AM

It's ok now.
I watched Alice in Wonderland and fell asleep.

**Thetyim** · 08-12-2006, 08:53 AM

^ Shit. You post in your sleep ?

That explains your post count.

**slimboyfat** · 08-12-2006, 09:11 AM

i thought the thread was about piles.

anyway,

yes - go for a walk

**obsidian** · 08-12-2006, 10:15 AM

grudge fuck

**flash** · 08-12-2006, 11:05 AM

why hold back, go on a rampage, and be sure to post pics.

**Wallace** · 08-12-2006, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

When you are murderous. genuinely foul. when you want to kill the bastards. how do you hold it in?

Why hold it in? Just do it, get it over with. The world would be better without them, I'm sure, and I bet you'd feel so much better afterwards.

**machangezi** · 08-12-2006, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

When you are murderous.
genuinely foul.
when you want to kill the bastards.

how do you hold it in?

When you want to kill someone, I suggest you go out and shag some birds. Not that I do it but I think it's a way to calm down.

**Lily** · 08-12-2006, 01:07 PM

Stay Away From The Man Next Door!

**ChiangMai noon** · 08-12-2006, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

Stay Away From The Man Next Door!

that's easier said than done Lily.

**Lily** · 08-12-2006, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

that's easier said than done Lily.

You'll have to pretend he doesn't exist on this planet. Wipe him from your consciousness.

Don't see him or hear him. Look right through him if you can't avoid him.

**daveboy** · 08-12-2006, 01:17 PM

Go listen to an AcaBilk album CMN that you calm you down

**slimboyfat** · 08-12-2006, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by daveboy

Go listen to an AcaBilk album CMN that you calm you down

but stay away from the Kenny G

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