Thread: Are they all this Farking slow?

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Originally Posted by brettandlek

I aint retired yet, sounds to me tha you "May Be" and when I am there i will embrace it big time, but sadly, 20 years off, hope i live that long.

Na not yet Brett were both working in the UK mate I shall be retired in 4 years time if all goes to plan back in Thailand allthough I shall not be of retirement age.

I hope and I am sure you will make it through the next 20 years or so ,,, who knows a bit of luck on the ol lottery or something you never know , infact I have just had a touch on this month,s premium bonds

Once upon a time, I had some money.
We both work and are both financially secure but being my second marriage, I lost absolutely everything to my ex of 17 odd year all told. We were on our third house, getting ahead and when we split I got a measly $30k AUD.
Fortunately we were able to get another house and move ahead, a lot of blokes dont, but it is a shocker to look back and see everything i lost, but shit happens.
Bit of luck, we might win the lotto.

Originally Posted by misskit

Originally Posted by brettandlek

If there is nothing of interest to her everything is fine, but as she is pregnant we were looking in a number of baby clothes/cots/maternaty wear/ everything about preg and baby shops and she is absolutely anal about everything, reading every tiny little thing on the packets, christ i was falling asleep. She asked, what you think? What you think? I said oh god, if you want it just buy it and 75 % of it she just put back, even though i was holding them with the intent of purchasing.

She needs to go shopping with her girlfriends. That or make an appointment to meet up again somewhere after she shops alone.

Men, in general, are shitty shopping partners when it comes to women's stuff. You guys whine constantly when we just want to browse and relax.

Go to a motorcycle or auto showroom with you men and you take hours, even though you're not in the market.

Good point, funny enough, I actually enjoy shopping, I know
Especially at our local asian area, great perve to be had and I can wonder through shopping centres and look around at anything and everything.
Thats because money burns a hole in my pocket but Lek has sorted that out now with a budget she introduced about 2 years ago, now we are saving regular and looking back, cant believe what we used to spend on nothing.
But you are right, if it is her looking at stuff, I am guilty of getting bored very easy. But in my defence, she reads every tiny little thing and compares different products and safety rating, prices, etc. Then hands stuff to me after i say just buy it (thinking we will be going soon thereafter) and then before we go she put half of it back after ive been standing there like a stale bottle.
Anyway, yes, guilty.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

I gave up on the shopping with the wife after our first attempt.
I was after a sound system for my pc, and as the shop had loads already connected, i wanted to listen to a few before deciding. After i listened to the first one, she said i had to buy it and not waste the assistants time anymore, so i parted with a couple of grand and off we trotted.

She then decides she wants a new plastic spoon and spent half an hour and seven fucking baht on a red one.

Bollocks to that.

555 this is funny, I could imagine Lek doing that.
You know when you are in shops near closing time and they announce that the shop will be closing in 20 minutes, please finalise your purchase? All of a sudden there is some sort of urgency and she get anxious because they are closing, I tell her to get over it there is still 30 minutes.

Originally Posted by Rigger

Must be new love as fok shopping with the wife. I am the last person the wife would take shopping.
I suffer from shopping rage and can only put up with retards for a short time (unless pissed) , which there are always plenty in the shopping centers.
The other thing is I can never buy what I want with the wife around as she will want to choose the item for me or will carry on that its to expensive and she will take me some where to get a better one, which never happens.
And of course when I go back the shop is gone or the item I wanted is sold out.

I must admit, busy places shit me a bit, Thailand is great for that.
I hate busy shopping centre where either people walk two to four abreadst, or people who havent seen someone for a while and stand in the middle of everyone having a yarn, yes that part of it shits me bad.

Originally Posted by koman

Originally Posted by misskit

Originally Posted by brettandlek

If there is nothing of interest to her everything is fine, but as she is pregnant we were looking in a number of baby clothes/cots/maternaty wear/ everything about preg and baby shops and she is absolutely anal about everything, reading every tiny little thing on the packets, christ i was falling asleep. She asked, what you think? What you think? I said oh god, if you want it just buy it and 75 % of it she just put back, even though i was holding them with the intent of purchasing.

She needs to go shopping with her girlfriends. That or make an appointment to meet up again somewhere after she shops alone.

Men, in general, are shitty shopping partners when it comes to women's stuff. You guys whine constantly when we just want to browse and relax.

Go to a motorcycle or auto showroom with you men and you take hours, even though you're not in the market.

There's that Mars vs Venus thing again. Women's stuff is really boring. That's why we get impatient and whine. How can you spend a whole afternoon just looking at shoes and bags?. Motorbikes, boats, guns, cars and fishing gear is very exiting and needs to be viewed for hours even if you don't actually need to buy any... when you do get to buy it's really awesome...

Ohhhhhh man I disagree. I enjoy clothes shopping with her. Especially in the womans undergarment area. 2 specific reasons. 1) I get to make my comment on what she will buy, I can see what she is trying on and sometimes I even make recommendations....and 2, WOW are there some beautiful women buying and trying on stuff. Same goes for nice dresses. You guys should try it. The Hell with sitting at a bar drinking, I can do that at home while she models the new stuff she bought. Plus.....

Do not get me wrong, I like my fishing and motorcycle hobby, But hey if I can see a show for free...I AM GAME.....

I use to walk in front and my wife would always say something about me looking at the young ladies. Now, I walk behind and enjoy the view.

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Perhaps she wants you to go ahead so she doesn't have to be seen with you.

Insensitive twat.

Fortunately, I am not the average farang who went to find a Thai woman out of desperation coz i couldnt find anything local or who wanted to be with me.
More so I didnt get me a model or ex bar girl who is a stunning beauty.
If you saw pics of us together you may retract that rather unqualified remark.
Having said that, we are all entitled to our own opinion, and I respect that.
We know a bloke who is 63 and married to a bird from Pattaya who is 26, now that looks odd, the missus and I are within a few years of each other, so i am pretty comfortable. But thanks for contributing.

Contradicts itself a bit don't you think?Also that according to the Op you needed to change at least once already doesn't really show that you are mister popular.

Originally Posted by brettandlek

she reads every tiny little thing and compares different products and safety rating, prices, etc.

Safety ratings in Thailand?That must be something new then.

Originally Posted by escaped

Safety ratings in Thailand?That must be something new then.

Maybe they don't live in Thailand. Not everyone does, believe it or not.

Originally Posted by escaped

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Perhaps she wants you to go ahead so she doesn't have to be seen with you.

Insensitive twat.

Fortunately, I am not the average farang who went to find a Thai woman out of desperation coz i couldnt find anything local or who wanted to be with me.
More so I didnt get me a model or ex bar girl who is a stunning beauty.
If you saw pics of us together you may retract that rather unqualified remark.
Having said that, we are all entitled to our own opinion, and I respect that.
We know a bloke who is 63 and married to a bird from Pattaya who is 26, now that looks odd, the missus and I are within a few years of each other, so i am pretty comfortable. But thanks for contributing.

Contradicts itself a bit don't you think?Also that according to the Op you needed to change at least once already doesn't really show that you are mister popular.

Sorry, not sure what i am missing here? Missus old bag 36 and me 41.
My missus is not an ex bargirl, nor a stunner, just a run of the mill girl. Being the OP not sure what you are trying to prove? Sorry, dont understand an you explain so i can reply? When you are ready, i will be waiting! Thats the problem with these forums, there is always somone ready to pounce! But normally they havent read the thread from the start, got to love it.

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Originally Posted by escaped

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Perhaps she wants you to go ahead so she doesn't have to be seen with you.

Insensitive twat.

Fortunately, I am not the average farang who went to find a Thai woman out of desperation coz i couldnt find anything local or who wanted to be with me.
More so I didnt get me a model or ex bar girl who is a stunning beauty.
If you saw pics of us together you may retract that rather unqualified remark.
Having said that, we are all entitled to our own opinion, and I respect that.
We know a bloke who is 63 and married to a bird from Pattaya who is 26, now that looks odd, the missus and I are within a few years of each other, so i am pretty comfortable. But thanks for contributing.

Contradicts itself a bit don't you think?Also that according to the Op you needed to change at least once already doesn't really show that you are mister popular.

Sorry, not sure what i am missing here? Missus old bag 36 and me 41.
My missus is not an ex bargirl, nor a stunner, just a run of the mill girl. Being the OP not sure what you are trying to prove? Sorry, dont understand an you explain so i can reply? When you are ready, i will be waiting! Thats the problem with these forums, there is always somone ready to pounce! But normally they havent read the thread from the start, got to love it.

BTW what did I change "at least once" not sure you know what you are on about.

I think you are a twat really, But i will reserve for a while coz i am seemingly missing something? It will show in the replies, but to be frank: i think you are on drugs and if you are not, you should be.
I dont know what wasnt understandable about my thread.

Originally Posted by brettandlek

I dont know what wasnt understandable about my thread.

Your missus doesn't want to be seen as a whore or mail order bride so lets you walk ahead of her.

Quite simple really. Guess some people like to mix things up a bit, don't worry about it and enjoy a cool VB while she washes the wife-beaters.

Originally Posted by brettandlek

I think you are a twat really, But i will reserve for a while coz i am seemingly missing something? It will show in the replies, but to be frank: i think you are on drugs and if you are not, you should be.
I dont know what wasnt understandable about my thread.

I was ready to explain,since some people need explanation about everything,but your attitude and nice words in the above post made me throw up.

Enjoy,you're making yourself even more popular than you already are

Mine walks at the same pace as me although she's a foot smaller

You wanna try talking and walking at the same time

I've worked with loads of people who would crawl into work and then sprint away at home time, all racing to their cars bombing home as quick as possible without a thought in their mind of what they're gonna do when they get there

Go Slow Catch Monkey

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Originally Posted by escaped

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Perhaps she wants you to go ahead so she doesn't have to be seen with you.

Insensitive twat.

Fortunately, I am not the average farang who went to find a Thai woman out of desperation coz i couldnt find anything local or who wanted to be with me.
More so I didnt get me a model or ex bar girl who is a stunning beauty.
If you saw pics of us together you may retract that rather unqualified remark.
Having said that, we are all entitled to our own opinion, and I respect that.
We know a bloke who is 63 and married to a bird from Pattaya who is 26, now that looks odd, the missus and I are within a few years of each other, so i am pretty comfortable. But thanks for contributing.

Contradicts itself a bit don't you think?Also that according to the Op you needed to change at least once already doesn't really show that you are mister popular.

Sorry, not sure what i am missing here? Missus old bag 36 and me 41.
My missus is not an ex bargirl, nor a stunner, just a run of the mill girl. Being the OP not sure what you are trying to prove? Sorry, dont understand an you explain so i can reply? When you are ready, i will be waiting! Thats the problem with these forums, there is always somone ready to pounce! But normally they havent read the thread from the start, got to love it.

BTW what did I change "at least once" not sure you know what you are on about.

Ok public sorry required, and I am sorry for the insults given to other posters trying to point something out to me, which in drunken state i couldnt understand, even this morning I looked and couldnt see it but i looked again now and Derr! "Or anything who wanted to be with me" should have read "anyone I wanted to stay with" (believe it or not) I have emails like I said that they sent me coz I gave them the cold shoulder that I am happy to PM anyone who doesnt believe that, as long as you dont post them. Once again, I am sorry to all concerned, When i have been a fukwit I am big enough to own it and hopefully we can move on like adults. I just need to make sure I dont get on here again after drinking.

I would like to add, however, the missus is still fucking slow.
I had my kids over from my previous marriage this weekend and I wanted to go and buy a new XBox remote, I didnt realise she was coming too. But we got there and i wanted to check three local shops as they have end of financial year sales and after we went to the first shop, she said oh i will stay here, you just ring me when you come back. We found one about 20 bucks cheaper for the small walk we had to do, but even from the car to the first shop was hard work, even the kids were haing to walk slow, but we got it in the end and now my three kids and i can all get online and play together. Again I apologize for being a Twat, but I am not and insensitive one. Sorry all!

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Originally Posted by brettandlek

I dont know what wasnt understandable about my thread.

Your missus doesn't want to be seen as a whore or mail order bride so lets you walk ahead of her.

Quite simple really. Guess some people like to mix things up a bit, don't worry about it and enjoy a cool VB while she washes the wife-beaters.

555 I didnt know what a wife beater was, but do now.
Not much chance of wearing those this time of year, but i will still enjoy a cold VB or five.

^ No, never bump a thread with a sorry after a piss fueled session

Especially when the word whore is aimed at your family

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

^ No, never bump a thread with a sorry after a piss fueled session

Especially when the word whore is aimed at your family

Oh That doesnt worry me, If you saw my wife you'd see that isnt the case.
If she were or was she'd have be doin it hard.

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

^ No, never bump a thread with a sorry after a piss fueled session

Especially when the word whore is aimed at your family

Oh That doesnt worry me, If you saw my wife you'd see that isnt the case.
If she were or was she'd have be doin it hard.

Why would you want to call your wife a whore?

Here you go Brett



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Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Here you go Brett Internet Survival Guide : SheezyArt

He has his own Thai forum.

^ Whats it called ?

Check his profile.