Are they all this Farking slow?

**somtamslap** · 02-06-2011, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by alwarner

And yet when they're after a bit of your burger, or your last chip

Strictly forbidden in my house - it's all in the stare, which incidently reeks of bloody murder - don't you touch my fucking chips, woman..

**sunsetter** · 02-06-2011, 09:29 PM

must admit, i do like to cover the ground quicker than the chick, always end up waiting and gives me time for a nice gander around

win win

**9999** · 02-06-2011, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by blue

She has the right idea,in Australia do everything at Aborigine pace.

That means she has to walk at least 100 metres behind him and they stop and yell at each other to communicate.

**jizzybloke** · 02-06-2011, 10:46 PM

Same with my Mrs but she's getting a bit better over time.

Something else that drives me nuts though, because it took us 20 minutes to get from A to B once (probably at 3 in the morning with a yaa baa'd up cab driver) she seems to tink it'll only ever take 20 minutes for the same journey every time!

**English Noodles** · 03-06-2011, 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

Something else that drives me nuts though, because it took us 20 minutes to get from A to B once (probably at 3 in the morning with a yaa baa'd up cab driver) she seems to tink it'll only ever take 20 minutes for the same journey every time!

Yup. A to B can sometimes take longer than 20 mins, I have done it quicker but it really does depend on a multitude of factors though.

**Thormaturge** · 03-06-2011, 12:51 AM

Thais have absolutely zero sense of urgency.

Why do you want to walk fast? Is there a race? If you want to talk you can do that in a group while you are walking to the restaurant. Same with talking on the phone. If you have a train to catch at 9pm and you walk so slow that you miss it, well there's probably another train sometime. You could try again tomorrow. Why does everything have to be today?

**bobo746** · 03-06-2011, 04:55 AM

Originally Posted by blue

She has the right idea,in Australia do everything at Aborigine pace.

What did god say to the abos ?
Don't do anything until i get back.

**baby maker** · 03-06-2011, 05:30 AM

Originally Posted by brettandlek

But seriously, frustrates the hell out of me.
If there is nothing of interest to her everything is fine, but as she is pregnant we were looking in a number of baby clothes/cots/maternaty wear/ everything about preg and baby shops and she is absolutely anal about everything, reading every tiny little thing on the packets, christ i was falling asleep. She asked, what you think? What you think? I said oh god, if you want it just buy it and 75 % of it she just put back, even though i was holding them with the intent of purchasing.
I think it is in her nature, she wants to anylise everything but normally she buys them, should see the collections of anytthing and everything she has. Just be nice if we could get around in 1 hour rather than 3.

Aussie style.....sool the dog on her....added bonus...helps with the delivery... nothing insensitive about Aussies....

**brettandlek** · 03-06-2011, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

You go shopping with the missus?

Originally Posted by brettandlek

She calls Thursday night her night

Yet you still go, and then rush her about.
Insensitive twat.

555 yes I am, evidently.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-06-2011, 08:03 AM

Don't date Thais, problem solved.

Worked for me for nine years now, and it keep relations with Thai people good.

**brettandlek** · 03-06-2011, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by alwarner

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by alwarner

She's marginally slower than that 50st motherfúcker they had to cut out of the house. And she weighs about 8 stone piss wet though. Unfúcking believable.

Yep, my old woman moves like a knee capped asthmatic sloth with narcolepsy..

And yet when they're after a bit of your burger, or your last chip they can move like a Cobra on amphetamine.

Maybe that's why they save the energy? Because they might have to use a mad burst of it to ensnare prey....or the last pringle.

Just on that note, a bit off topic but not worth startting a new thread for.
Often my missus will have something small to eat on the weekend before we go out somewhere and when out and about, I might grab some lunch so naturally ask her if she wants anything, 9 times out of ten the answer is no. Well I ended up getting what I want to eat and she just cant help herself, she ends up eating near half of it. I am a wake up to her these days, normally I get something extra.

**Bettyboo** · 03-06-2011, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I walk quicker than the wife so I'm always having to slow down, the problem is that when she see's me slow down, she also slows down, so we get in kind of a stale mate where we never end up walking together

^ You must be really fukin ugly! No offence...

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Perhaps she wants you to go ahead so she doesn't have to be seen with you.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Jeeze, you knocked her up - Cut her some slack!

^ seems reasonable.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

You go shopping with the missus?

This is an excellent point; you should just refuse. Sometimes, not very often, I go shopping with the missus, but we don't shop together, and I certainly would not be strolling around holding hands... I do my own thing at BigC (yes, we're classy) and she phones me to ask what isle I'm in - of course, by the time she arrives I've moved to another isle, so she calls me again; she usually catches me up on the 3rd or 4th call; when I go to pay she always goes missing again, so I sit down at the coffee shop with a cake until she calls me again then I meet her at the car... The problem is when she wants to stop off at the market on the way home... I tend to leave the car with her and get a taxi home with the shopping...

**Bettyboo** · 03-06-2011, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Strictly forbidden in my house - it's all in the stare, which incidently reeks of bloody murder - don't you touch my fucking chips, woman..

But this is a problem, Slaps. I always ask her (my missus not yours...) if she wants some of the food, 'no', then she starts picking at my food, to which I tell her to "FUCK OFF OUUUUUUT OF EEEET", but culturewise (not my strongest area, must admit) they're into the food sharing, and she gets really pissed off with me...

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Don't date Thais, problem solved.

Best advice so far, by some distance...

**brettandlek** · 03-06-2011, 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by alwarner

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by alwarner

She's marginally slower than that 50st motherfúcker they had to cut out of the house. And she weighs about 8 stone piss wet though. Unfúcking believable.

Yep, my old woman moves like a knee capped asthmatic sloth with narcolepsy..

And yet when they're after a bit of your burger, or your last chip they can move like a Cobra on amphetamine.

Maybe that's why they save the energy? Because they might have to use a mad burst of it to ensnare prey....or the last pringle.

555 Cobra on Amphetamine.

**brettandlek** · 03-06-2011, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by 9999

Originally Posted by blue

She has the right idea,in Australia do everything at Aborigine pace.

That means she has to walk at least 100 metres behind him and they stop and yell at each other to communicate.

100 metres, thats just so you cant smell each other.

**brettandlek** · 03-06-2011, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Strictly forbidden in my house - it's all in the stare, which incidently reeks of bloody murder - don't you touch my fucking chips, woman..

But this is a problem, Slaps. I always ask her (my missus not yours...) if she wants some of the food, 'no', then she starts picking at my food, to which I tell her to "FUCK OFF OUUUUUUT OF EEEET", but culturewise (not my strongest area, must admit) they're into the food sharing, and she gets really pissed off with me...

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Don't date Thais, problem solved.

Best advice so far, by some distance...

I had not seen this before posting something similar about sharing food.
As for not dating them, its a bit late, i am married to her now, have been 6 years.
She has "some" good qualities, they arent all bad.
We have a number of Thai people working for us too, interesting creatures.
Good thing about marrying or dating Thai people is that there is something new to learn every other day about them or their culture.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-06-2011, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Good thing about marrying or dating Thai people is that there is something new to learn every other day about them or their culture.

Thai girls are like marzipan, not for everyone.

Thais (in my experience) are great for friendship, drinking buddies and fuck buddies but they have different ideas when it comes to love, it's more like an ownership deal in their eyes and a lot of them, especially the very attractive ones, just can't help but see their tits and fanny as a commodity, it's weaved into their culture to subconsciously think this way.

The ones that are not head turners but 'nice traditional girls' they are the ones to stay with if any, simple people with a chirpy personality who are entertaining to be around. I'll settle for one if I am still single when I'm 50.

**Travelmate** · 03-06-2011, 09:24 AM

Leave the shopping to the ladies. They are more than capable of carrying all the bags.
But if you still feel sorry for your lady, then get a maid.
By right being a bloke, you should have better things to do than a weekly run to the shops.

**withnallstoke** · 03-06-2011, 09:26 AM

Absolutely.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-06-2011, 09:39 AM

Ever met a mysterious Thai woman, or an intriguing one?

Like rocking horse shit they are.

**brettandlek** · 03-06-2011, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Good thing about marrying or dating Thai people is that there is something new to learn every other day about them or their culture.

Thai girls are like marzipan, not for everyone.

Thais (in my experience) are great for friendship, drinking buddies and fuck buddies but they have different ideas when it comes to love, it's more like an ownership deal in their eyes and a lot of them, especially the very attractive ones, just can't help but see their tits and fanny as a commodity, it's weaved into their culture to subconsciously think this way.

The ones that are not head turners but 'nice traditional girls' they are the ones to stay with if any, simple people with a chirpy personality who are entertaining to be around. I'll settle for one if I am still single when I'm 50.

Definately doesnt see her assets as a comodity, nor a stunner or ex bar girl, I have friends whose missusseseses I am sure are like that.
As for just being friends, I think there needs to be the odd one here or there that does actually love their partner (555 well looks like she does) coz we been married 6 years and i have a friend married 12 years, that must be a record. Thats not to say we dont have the occasional tiff coz we do, but overall she is good value. Although still slow.
Also like to consider myself a little more than simple but a bit chirpy. Like I said earlier, I am not the typical nerdy looking guy that cant find himself a woman.
When I first separated from my Ex, I met loads of Aussie women my age, but all (in my eyes) were screwed in the head, so I gave up on that and looked off-shore.
I have emails from a couple of those women I met and looking back, with the rage they displayed when I tried to get away from them, surprised im not dead.

**9999** · 03-06-2011, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Originally Posted by 9999

Originally Posted by blue

She has the right idea,in Australia do everything at Aborigine pace.

That means she has to walk at least 100 metres behind him and they stop and yell at each other to communicate.

100 metres, thats just so you cant smell each other.

Ever got on a bus full of long grass dwelling abos?

**brettandlek** · 03-06-2011, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Leave the shopping to the ladies. They are more than capable of carrying all the bags.
But if you still feel sorry for your lady, then get a maid.
By right being a bloke, you should have better things to do than a weekly run to the shops.

If you cant spend one night a week for the missus, that'd be a bit rough wouldnt it? Besides, I dont mind taking her to the Thai areas so I can have a perve to, I love trying to spot the bar girl. Other than that, I dont mind a bit of shopping, more so when we go to the big shopping centres i'm not keen on.

**Thormaturge** · 03-06-2011, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Ever met a mysterious Thai woman,

Met plenty that are a mystery. Even to themselves.

**brettandlek** · 03-06-2011, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by 9999

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Originally Posted by 9999

Originally Posted by blue

She has the right idea,in Australia do everything at Aborigine pace.

That means she has to walk at least 100 metres behind him and they stop and yell at each other to communicate.

100 metres, thats just so you cant smell each other.

Ever got on a bus full of long grass dwelling abos?

Um....No, dont think I want to?

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