Thread: Drunken fcukwits

Farken heaps of them in here.
Khaosan road is choc full of them, made me ashamed to be a foreigner.

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Farken heaps of them in here.
Khaosan road is choc full of them, made me ashamed to be a foreigner.

Indeed...It is really F'n pathetic. I have never been to the areas mentioned above but I was in Hua Hin a few weeks back and as I walked along, the displayed behavior was ridiculous. I have no empathy when foreigners get their ass's beat in those areas. Serves them right. I do everything in my power to stay away from foreigner congregation areas.

Yup, gave up the night (shite) life some time back .A,fternoons for me before all the steroid heads, posers and so forth saunter out chirping "you got a fookin problem?".
Funniest thing is whebn they want to fight you for looking at "their" girl ?
Dont they realise they are only renting?? Certain places seem to be the congregation points - try Pattaya New Plaza for example!

Thats why I live in the jungle - the only pissed up knob I can suffer is myself. Those twats invariably don't make it into the countryside..and that's just fucking dandy with me.

Originally Posted by baldrick

how many of these units are around these days ?

Theres a big island you can see from Calais. Apparently they are endemic to this place.

Thats why i hang about the philippines there arent too many wannabes there.

Originally Posted by baldrick

so many fcukin idiots

I ventured down soi 4 last night to meet a mate who was passing through - first time in a few years

and some drunken pommy fcukwit wants to fight me - he waffled on about something I said and blah blah bottle - and I asked him a couple of times what I said that offended him - answer = I dont know

what the fcuk ?

You wearing your "All pommies are mother f*ckers" tee shirt again?

^ nothing wrong with that shirt, where can i get one.

Here's a good one for soi 4:

Originally Posted by FailSafe

Here's a good one for soi 4:

Cross of St Patrick right?

Better to stay well away from the so called hot spots,nothing more pathetic than a low life farang looking for a fight.Country life much better these idiots would be bored in 5 minutes and leave which as with somtamslap suits me fine as well.

Originally Posted by Bung

Just had a meal at a popular restaurant inside the moat CM and was looking at these two losers come in with their shaven heads, football shirts, lager swilling, hooligan types with their sickly pallour, complete with their bar girls in tow. Man they looked a couple of sad fcuks. Just watching and cringing as one of them couldnt start his rented motocy for the life of him and see his girl start it first pop was bad enough. I couldnt help but wonder how many wheelbarrows of bricks they had to cart before they saved enough money for their holiday. I am so glad I didn't have to grow up in that culture, lucky I guess.

^HAHAHA..That seems to be standard fare here, couple of douchebags behaving as such.

There are many nice areas in BKK as well. Rama 5, Rama 3. I seldom ever see a foreigner and when I do he is in a Tie probably just left English teaching school. I never see the drunken shitbag staggering along with his 15 year old bar girl on his arm as she tries to hold him up and he talks mad shit to any guy walking in ear shot.

I do agree, they congregate in the all the places that the internet tells them too which is perfect. Easy to stay way clear and let them fight and puke themselves to death.

Originally Posted by baldrick

soi 4

Go swimming in sewers and expect there to be turds about.

The all day happy hours they do in many bars up there attracts the dregs

Nothing worse than walking around there sober when everyone else is smashed

I was up there last weekend, people watching, sat at the front of this bar overlooking Nana Plaza, some of the sights you see coming and going..

Here's a list of what you will be harrassed with

Sunglasses
Peanuts
Fake Tattoos
Watches
Shoe Polishers
Bargirls
Ladyboys
Tuk Tuk
Croaking wooden frogs
Maps of Thailand
Laser Pens
Electric Shaver

I'm pretty sure I've missed a few things

Same Same But Different T-shirts.

I also have a No Money No Honey one, which wouldn't even fit an anorexic 10 year old.

I like the wooden frogs to give to mates for their toddlers. "Daddy took the stick bit off him and he cried". But at least daddy got a good nights sleep..

Originally Posted by patsycat

Same Same But Different T-shirts.

They used to sell those 'Fuck off you fucking fuck' T-Shirts..I just had to have one. Never wore it, but had to have it.

Originally Posted by baldrick

so many fcukin idiots

I ventured down soi 4 last night to meet a mate who was passing through - first time in a few years

and some drunken pommy fcukwit wants to fight me - he waffled on about something I said and blah blah bottle - and I asked him a couple of times what I said that offended him - answer = I dont know

what the fcuk ?

I am not stupid enough to fight on soi 4 - but this dickhead - all 80 wet kilos of idiot then follows me up the road - eh ?

then I am sat down in another bar - big one next to nana - he comes in and starts ranting - I just ignored him - 2 other blokes both asked him what was the problem and came away shaking their heads

how many of these units are around these days ?

You cannot apply logic to these kinds of creatures Baldrick - They are what they are, sadly they seem to multiply.

Not really worth hitting if they are going to cost you an hour with the local plod - best do as you did, walk away.

There are idiots everywhere, but Thailand seems to attract a few real nutters!

If you put working class Brits in a hot climate with cheap beer they will want to fight. Its ingrained in their psyche.
The problem is that they think they are superior to everyone else.

Which one of these 2 categories do you fall into then ?

Working Class Brit-

Originally Posted by Scottish Gary

If you put working class Brits in a hot climate with cheap beer they will want to fight. Its ingrained in their psyche

Middle or Upper Class Brit ?

Originally Posted by Scottish Gary

The problem is that they think they are superior to everyone else.

So living in a country with expensive beer does have its advantages.....

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

So living in a country with expensive beer does have its advantages.....

If Thailand upped its beer prices it would make no difference. These louts are 2 week millionaires. Party like animals and live like kings for a fortnight then go home to their mundane lives and start saving for next years trip.

Originally Posted by patsycat

Same Same But Different T-shirts.

i got one in siem reap that reads 'same same but better'