Thread: What's This yellow stuff seeping out of my Dick ?

Originally Posted by kmart

Just a bit of irritation in my urethra franklyn

There's a Vas Deferens between your urethra and Uranus.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by rickschoppers

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Got Chlamydia from a nurse once and she called me to go see a physician. Had to take metronidazole for awhile, which sucks since you can't drink alcohol while on this particular anitfungal. It is tough to get rid of too.

Hmm. Cough.

Chlamydia is a bacteria, not a fungus. Lucky for you metronidazole is an antibiotic (also known as Flagyl), not an antifungal....unluckily for you, metronidazole is not a treatment for chlamydia.

...it is a treatment for trichomoniasis though....

Yes, my apologies. It was Trich and I should know better. Chlamydia is a bacterial infection which would not be cured by an antifungal. Got my girls mixed up.
I was testing you and you passed.

I've had a couple of shots of Chlamydia, the first time I dont know how i got it, the second i got from my tilux of 3 years who it turns out was riding all sorts bareback.

One antibiotic tablet ( big tablet) cures it.

A bit like the tablet I was given for constipation one time by my doctor.

After a few days I was still constipated so went back my docs.

Any better he asked, doc, for all the use the tablet was I'd have been as well shovin it up my arse

Originally Posted by rickschoppers

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by rickschoppers

^^
Got Chlamydia from a nurse once and she called me to go see a physician. Had to take metronidazole for awhile, which sucks since you can't drink alcohol while on this particular anitfungal. It is tough to get rid of too.

Hmm. Cough.

Chlamydia is a bacteria, not a fungus. Lucky for you metronidazole is an antibiotic (also known as Flagyl), not an antifungal....unluckily for you, metronidazole is not a treatment for chlamydia.

...it is a treatment for trichomoniasis though....

Yes, my apologies. It was Trich and I should know better. Chlamydia is a bacterial infection which would not be cured by an antifungal. Got my girls mixed up.
I was testing you and you passed.

Whew. Thank fuck I passed. Bastards would have revoked by "License to offer medical and pharmaceutical advice to random internet strangers".

That would have cramped my style!

In laymans terms mate,
He's got the jack.

Hollandaise sauce from Amsterdam, only the best.

Get 4 tables of Zithromax, should clear the clap...