Thread: 40.

**DrAndy** · 28-02-2011, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Aussie Tigger

was always "how old would you like me to be tonight".

how they larfed

**socal** · 28-02-2011, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by mobs00

I had no idea everyone on here was so old.

I now feel like I'm visiting a nursing home every time I login.

how old are you?

**Roger Ramjet** · 28-02-2011, 09:03 AM

Happy belated Birthday..........don't worry about 40 just move on with a plan to enjoy the next 40 years!........and enjoy it every day! Believe the old saying "enjoy the roses" especially the fresh young one's and enjoy lek, lik, lucky and all the other lovely ones as well....guaranteed you will forget your birthdays!

**kmart** · 28-02-2011, 09:11 AM

Happy (belated) birthday, hopskimoet.

40 is just another birthday. It's also wake-up call to start looking after yourself a bit better, was in my case anyway

I wake up some mornings and think "how did I get so old..?"

45 now, and probably the fittest I've been since my early 20's.

**Loy Toy** · 28-02-2011, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by mobs00

I had no idea everyone on here was so old.

Nedwalks not that old mate.

He only looks about 60 if he shaves his facial rug off.

**nedwalk** · 01-03-2011, 04:34 AM

fuck u mullet head!

**graym** · 01-03-2011, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

George Bush gave up drinking when he was 40.
Descided to invade countries instead.
Bordem, I should imagen.

You know I'm pretty sure it was thinking he gave up at 40.

That would intimate that he had previously started thinking...

**Mr Earl** · 01-03-2011, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Happy Burpday mate and it is also my son's 25th today.

Have a good one.

My son was 26 yesterday.
Cheers,

**withnallstoke** · 01-03-2011, 06:57 PM

Is it true that over 40s smell of wee?

**nedwalk** · 02-03-2011, 12:18 PM

it happens sometimes, but he,s not a bad old bastard and he does try to mask the odour with copious amount of aftershave hair gel and whatever toxic concotions he uses to keep his hair in place, but i don,t mind standing next to LOYTOY in an aircon bar, mind you get him out in the sun and he tends to get a little whiffy..

**sunsetter** · 02-03-2011, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

product from a surreptitious Vietnamese grow house.

drugs will make you grow old

happy birthday

**Loy Toy** · 02-03-2011, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by nedwalk

his hair in place

Ohhhhh.........Ohhhhhhhh...........Look Nedy's showing his jealousy slip again.

Don't worry mate, that hole in the back of your head doesn't look that bad (well when looking from the front) so no need to keep on wearing those stupid looking Merkin baseball caps to cover it up.

And you call me vain...............

**FailSafe** · 02-03-2011, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

In fact, it's all downhill from here.

Come on- you're being a homo of Butterfly-like proportions- take up a new sport, get yourself into better shape than you were in ten years ago, do some crazy stuff that you haven't done in years- the f'n rocking chair is always going to be there waiting for you- let it wait.

**somtamslap** · 02-03-2011, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Is it true that over 40s smell of wee?

What's forty foot long and smells of piss?

**bobo746** · 03-03-2011, 07:35 AM

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Is it true that over 40s smell of wee?

all depends who i'm with

**isanmick** · 03-03-2011, 07:51 AM

40 tomorrow, also will be my 6th wedding anniversary.
Life just getting more exciting as we get more financially comfortable.
Can still keep up with youngsters so not too worried yet.

**noelbino** · 04-03-2011, 07:59 PM

Ah, to be 40 again. to quote jack Nicholson i'm now at the age:" Never pass a dunny, never waste a hard on and never efer trust a fart."

**Jeremia** · 19-03-2011, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by bobo746

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Is it true that over 40s smell of wee?

all depends who i'm with

I have had a couple of Pinos that liked being pissed on in the shower....

**DJ Pat** · 20-03-2011, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Happy Birthday hopski, a couple of bargirls in a three-way should reassure you that today is no different than yesterday.
A repeat performance once a week should keep the wrinkly blues at bay.

Watch the wallet though.

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