Jamaica, whats it like ? Flying there tomorrow.

**Pound Hound** · 20-02-2011, 02:49 AM

ya its early.. I just woke up...

but ya... don't fuck with people when you are outnumbered is my point!!!

**Bettyboo** · 20-02-2011, 08:45 PM

Calling, Socal... come in, Socal... we're worried about you...

**Davis Knowlton** · 21-02-2011, 03:38 PM

^Relax; he's probably snowed in.

KOBRIEN · 22-02-2011, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by Pound Hound

Maybe Blue has never heard of General Custard!!!!

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I haven't either and neither has google. I think you mean Colonel Mustard or General Custer but are too drunk

One of the funniest quotes I have read on this forum,You two should get your own radio show - Fresh Pound FM

**socal** · 22-02-2011, 09:20 AM

had a rough night.

We where going to just go play some pool but she convinced me to go to the strip club/lounge place called scrubadub. It was off the main streets but there was some tourists there. It was a big concrete compound looking thing. We got in and it looked like a scene right out of the movies like Blackhawk Down of Lord of War. Blinged out dudes everywhere with hot women everywhere. There was even a pool in one spot.

I was in there checking it out when i ran into that bitch from the first night. She walks up and asks me to buy a drink for her. I just said no and then she looked at me and said "you are in the ghetto now boy, get me a drink". I BSed her a bit and my gf was not really saying anything so i didnt know what to do. I just gave the bitch some drink money and walked away. Then my girl gave me hell for it. She said not to take the threats seriously. Then i was pisssed at her because she never told me that at the moment.

We went back into another area, at this point i was pissed off. Then this big black guy pushed me when i was just standing there. I look at he is this big black prick and he is just grinning at me. I totally ignored him and he did it again. Later my gf said that he was just being friendly, thats what they do i guess.I just ignored it and while this was happening,

the bartender took one of my gf drinks that was not even close to finished. She said it was an accident and i just had to buy another fucking drink. That other bitch was hanging around the area and i was ready to explode.

I just took a $1000 Jamican bill which is about 11 USD and ripped it in 3 pieces infront of everyone and threw it on the ground. I got more reaction then i expected. The bartender and some other people just gasped, i should have done more, it would have been worth it. My girl just greabbed the pieces of money off the ground and we walked the fuck out.

We get to the parking lot and there was these niggers screaming at eachother. I got my camera and took a little video but nothing much happened. I couldnt take pics in this place but i went back the next day and got a couple shots. The video captures the moment well.

**Davis Knowlton** · 22-02-2011, 09:30 AM

^Not up to par. 2/10.

**socal** · 22-02-2011, 09:34 AM

Im a little behind so i will just post day by day, trip is almost over.

This chick is hard on the wallet but I dont care, she is getting an allowance and she likes to shop, i figure its worth it.

We went to this place called Ricks Cafe. They say it is one of the 10 best bars in the world. I was skeptical but its actually a really cool place. It is setup between the rocky shore. There is guys you can watch that jump off of 60 foot cliffs. The water is really blue in the area. My gf was got her hair done different and she dressed really funky that night. She was really turning heads. I was just walking through the place and this white guy just hi fived me as i walked by. I didnt really think she looked like a hooker or anything but whatever, i got a couple pics, see what you think.

I forgot my camera cables at home and i am driving strait from the airport to northern Alberta for work so the pics are going to be a while.

**DrAndy** · 22-02-2011, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by Pound Hound

but ya... don't fuck with people when you are outnumbered is my point!!!

very good point, ya

Originally Posted by socal

I BSed her a bit and my gf was not really saying anything so i didnt know what to do. I just gave the bitch some drink money and walked away

chicken fucker

Originally Posted by socal

I didnt really think she looked like a hooker or anything

or anything?

**socal** · 22-02-2011, 01:33 PM

I dont really know what to think of this place. It is dirt poor, worse then some of the lower area`s in Thailand. You can just feel it that the government is fucked up and socialist. Me and the gf where talking about it. She was saying that the government makes big promises and then inflation goes up.Their is a 17.5% sales tax on everything. There is a shortage of internet cafes, 7/11s and anything convenient.

These people are unpredictable and loud. They usually don`t give an inch when negotiating. They like arguing and fighting, just the opposite of Thais. There seemed to be allot of in your face arguments going on. Sometimes they are rude, reminds me of eastern Europe. Major double pricing and gouging attempts. The gf is convinced that most forigners make between $300 $600 a day, it seems like all the locals assume that too. Repeat business is not much of a priority with these people. You can feel the gangster attitude and bullshit intimidation going around.

i dunno...

**English Noodles** · 22-02-2011, 01:47 PM

You refer to a cheap prostitute you picked up as your girlfriend?

**English Noodles** · 22-02-2011, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by socal

the bartender took one of my gf drinks that was not even close to finished. She said it was an accident and i just had to buy another fucking drink. That other bitch was hanging around the area and i was ready to explode.

**socal** · 22-02-2011, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

You refer to a cheap prostitute you picked up as your girlfriend?

She is no more of a prostitute then Wayne Rooneys girlfriend.

Get with it.

**Bettyboo** · 22-02-2011, 03:27 PM

Glad to see you're still alive, mate; for the time being. Please post the pics before anything happens to you because we are all, and I think I can speak for the majority of members here, really really really very really looking forward to seeing the fat katoey Rihannha look-e-likey.

**English Noodles** · 22-02-2011, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by socal

Get with it.

No thanks. You can keep your skanks.

**Davis Knowlton** · 22-02-2011, 03:34 PM

^Prostitute - no doubt. Cheap (as in inexpensive) - sure doesn't sound like it.

**English Noodles** · 22-02-2011, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by socal

I didnt really think she looked like a hooker

No doubt you think the same about the dregs of society you parade around with when your in Thailand. Typical newbie.

**socal** · 22-02-2011, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

^Prostitute - no doubt. Cheap (as in inexpensive) - sure doesn't sound like it.

all women are prostitutes is some way shape or form, unless they are too ugly.

Show me a rich guy with an unattractive partner.

**English Noodles** · 22-02-2011, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by socal

Show me a rich guy with an unattractive partner.

Theo Paphitis. Net worth 210 million pounds sterling.

**terry57** · 22-02-2011, 09:41 PM

^

Theo from the " Dragons Den", great show Noodles and Theo is a positively pleasant fella.

Cant say I've seen his wife though.

Got any pics ?

**English Noodles** · 22-02-2011, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by terry57

Got any pics ?

That's the pair of them in the picture I posted, and yes, he is a great bloke.

sabaii sabaii · 22-02-2011, 11:00 PM

^ No pre nup needed with that one I guess

**blue** · 22-02-2011, 11:04 PM

At least she don't look like a Paki

**Tunaka** · 22-02-2011, 11:51 PM

Originally Posted by socal

Jamaica it is.

I am only going for a week by myself.

I am chiming in late on your thread.

No offense, but Jamaica is considered (to be blunt)....a sh*thole.

Be careful, there.

Inside the compounds, it's safe.

But outside....? No.

The "real" Jamaica is something you will not see.

**blue** · 22-02-2011, 11:57 PM

compound ?-he's well on the outside of them.

Originally Posted by Tunaka

The "real" Jamaica is something you will not see.

what's he seeing then ?
a movie set ,

**ItsRobsLife** · 23-02-2011, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

No pictures? I, for one, don't even believe he is there. I reckon he is sitting in his trailer in Canada, ripping his information off internet sites, and making up this imaginary life, kind of like DJPrat.

Or kind of like Jerk Gordon...

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