Thread: Jamaica, whats it like ? Flying there tomorrow.

Originally Posted by English Noodles

You refer to a cheap prostitute you picked up as your girlfriend?

I measure a girl's friendship by the number of times she sucks my dick in a day so I can't see any flaw in Socal's terminology.

Originally Posted by socal

I forgot about the Lese Majeste, otherwise i might not have done it.

yes, the Jamaican king will be very cross with you

Originally Posted by socal

specially some of the bigger names here like Dirtydog, Butterfly and DJ Pat

bigger names indeed

Originally Posted by patsycat

Whores, bitches, sluts etc. And the people of the country that put up with you for a week you called niggers.

whores, bitches, sluts .... where the offence in that ? Calling women by their only usefulness is a compliment ! Same same for niggers , that's an (undeserved) upgrade from their actual status of monkeys !

Originally Posted by patsycat

PS if i had the finances to be able to travel to Mexico and Jamaica in the past year - I would have had a great time.

Considering all the monkey bullies you would have to pay off those finances should be very fat indeed.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

bigger names indeed

You're just jealous, smallfry...

Piccies? Even a beach one would be nice...

Originally Posted by wefearourdespot

whores, bitches, sluts .... where the offence in that ? Calling women by their only usefulness is a compliment ! Same same for niggers , that's an (undeserved) upgrade from their actual status of monkeys !

Another one of those freaky quiet guys who won't say boo to a mouse and rarely makes eye contact in public. He's da man on the internet though.

Originally Posted by wefearourdespot

I measure a girl's friendship by the number of times she sucks my dick in a day

I thought you were in to boys?

Ripping up money and throwing it at people's feet is a massive insult which can get you hurt, in many places.

If Socal pulled this kinda shit in Outer Mongolia he'd be in for a quick and very unpleasant wake up call; I'm surprised he made it through the Mexico and Jamaica trips, frankly...

we might encourage him to go the philippines for his next trip he can tear up cash and call some filipino a prick and see what happens need one of his mates with a camera so we can get the look on his face as the locals wave a gun under his nose he can tell them his is back in the room priceless

He and disco guy should go on oliday together.

^^^He couldn't afford Manila, and he wouldn't last a night in Angeles City. They'd have him for a late night snack, and spit the bones in the street.

^ i know mate but i would like to see the carnage

^Agreed. It would be a very short thread, but probably funny - if the Chain Saw Massacre amused you.

we shouldn't be so harsh he's young and still learning the ropes butttttt

I was relieved actually

lucky I have only 6 letters to my name

Originally Posted by patsycat

Have you social problems in your own country?

Fok all social problems in Edmonton Patsy.

The shit hole is too foking cold, gets down to minus 45 deg in winter and most of the bastards are either bunged up in the Edmonton mall, frozen to death outside or shagging lady boys in Thailand just like Socal does.

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Originally Posted by socal

Show me a rich guy with an unattractive partner.

Theo Paphitis. Net worth 210 million pounds sterling.

Dumb ass, do you not know that this guy probably has an under the table deal with her to keep the family together ?

He is probably allowed to screw around and he probably likes it this way. Guaranteed that he has a mistress/hooker list a mile long, its too obvious.

Jeez Socal, the more you crank off the more foking stupid you look.

Try shutting the fuk up when you know nothing about your target, its not that hard.

Theo Paphitis is a well respected English business man who does much charity work amongst other small endeavors like making a squillion quid by working hard and excelling in business.

You are a fucking tool at times mate. Fuking hell EH.

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Originally Posted by wefearourdespot

I measure a girl's friendship by the number of times she sucks my dick in a day

I thought you were in to boys?

you think many things wrong.

Originally Posted by wefearourdespot

you think many things wrong.

Is that bar girl English?

Me not like.

Originally Posted by terry57

Originally Posted by patsycat

Have you social problems in your own country?

Fok all social problems in Edmonton Patsy.

The shit hole is too foking cold, gets down to minus 45 deg in winter and most of the bastards are either bunged up in the Edmonton mall, frozen to death outside or shagging lady boys in Thailand just like Socal does.

He's in Jamaica and previously was in Mexico. I don't think he's ever been to Thailand. Must be earning big bucks, at his age I was frying chips in Wendy's, to be able to travel so extensively....

Edmonton, brass monkeys. But he can still be polite to women and persons of colour.

Shit, I have a North American spell check, red line under the word colour...WTF.

^Reckon he's been to Thailand. Have photos of him with his ladyboy Emma, as well as videos of him driving his motorbike like an asshole. Don't believe any of the Jamaica BS. Never read the Mexico crap - couldn't be bothered to look it up.

Obviously Socal couldnt be bothered buying a 5$ disposable camera.

Looking forward to his next 'trip report'.... Somalia maybe?