Thread: Jamaica, whats it like ? Flying there tomorrow.

No update from our man in thar?

I am so wanting to be in another country - Jamaica looks good....Or...

Probably in hospital after having another impromptu conversation with some locals.

Originally Posted by patsycat

I am so wanting to be in another country - Jamaica looks good....Or...

Brazil for Carnival. Starts March 5th and the last parade is the 12th.

Originally Posted by patsycat

Jamaica looks good

doesn't look very good according to Socal's report ... or you think the "big bamboo" is so good to forget about everything else in the package ?

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by socal

I asked him "what are you really going to do, shoot me ?" I told him I had a gun in my hotel room.

Originally Posted by socal

I just walked to where his buddies where selling beer and said "i want a beer and this prick wants one too"

Mmm, if you really did say/do this, then you're lucky, very lucky, to be alive, or at the very least, not in hospital...

I suggest, cause I like your posts, that you don't, on the night streets of jamaica, Mexico, Thailand, etc, start threatening people with guns (that you don't have) or start calling them pricks in their bars where you've never been before... I find it hard to believe that you can be so moronic, frankly... you will die before your holiday is over if you keep up this type of attitude.

These guys know themselves that they are annoying the hell out of people. What do they expect...

I talked to the guy a I rented my bike from, he said those kind of guys dont do shit. If they touch tourists they will get flogged. I was worried about it and I was even going to move to a different area but I ran into that original guy and we just shook hands.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

No pictures? I, for one, don't even believe he is there. I reckon he is sitting in his trailer in Canada, ripping his information off internet sites, and making up this imaginary life, kind of like DJPrat.

You must have missed my mexico thread. Are videos and pics not enough for you ?

I couldnt update yesterday cuz no internet cafes where open past 5. Internet cafes are hard to come by.

Anyway, i figured out how they roll here. Everyone just goes to one party each night and every other bar just closes. So the second night, I went to this beach bar cuz thats where eveyone was. The place was fairly full, had live music, about 50/50 tourists and locals.

I just hang around there drinking, talked to a few people.

When i said i wanted to find a girl that looked like Rianna, i didnt think i was going to find one that looked better.

This Rianna look alike cought my eye at the end of the night, even had the redish hair. We chatted it up for a while and i got hera drink. I didnt even reralize it at the start but looks wise, this is girl is my soulmate. Her bod is just jaw dropping, and yes, i have pics. She is certainly not anything like that crazy bicth the first night. She is very calm, no kids or tatoos. I like her. She is into the local modeling scene.

We're going to stay together the rest of the trip.

We went to that jungle bar last night. Its quite the place. Has 2 floors and a few different rooms. 2 Djs. I got some pics around there but u cant see much. Drinks where surprisingly cheap. 250 ja's for a beer. The exchange is 83 to 1.

Another thing, i rented a 125 cc bike. Its 25 USD a day. Nothing better then having a cheap bike. Not as cheap as Thailand of course but better then mexico.

I ran into that asshole from the other night at the corner store. We just shook hands, i commeneted on that already. ^

i wish i had more time for details buy i dont.

Even I, a wee white lass from the Northern Hemisphere, read up about places before I visit.

I would never call women sluts or men of colour niggers, anywhere.

And Ganja is an international word. In an earlier post, he mentioned that he had been in the hard, backstreets of Amsterdam.... I would like to think that the backstreets of Kingston are a bit different from those of Amsterdam. Perhaps, I am wrong?

"We don't call it Ganja in Canada"??? Jeez, even the "niggers" who sell it in Swissland call it Ganja. And I am sure it is crap here, not like what you can get down Jamaica way.

Not that i indulge..... Rum de da da.

i was just refering to them as sluts and nigger s on the forum. I was just pointing out that there is older white women haging around with black guys here. These women pay these guys for sex BTW

Originally Posted by patsycat

And why go on holiday to a nice place with such a negative attitude?

Just wait until he goes to some hole in the universe destination like West Africa. Or a quick visit to the tropical island of Zanzibar - where my sister was mugged and my mother caught life threatening dysentry and you learn about the slave trade.... Nice sunsets.

And yes, they also have ganja there too.... and it is potent. Knock your wee socks off...

ia m having a great time, i like it here. Nothing close to Phuket but....

Originally Posted by wefearourdespot

Originally Posted by patsycat

Jamaica looks good

doesn't look very good according to Socal's report ... or you think the "big bamboo" is so good to forget about everything else in the package ?

why ? whats a\makes u think its taht bad here ?

are you going to post pics of the rihanna lookalike then?

Originally Posted by socal

This Rianna look alike cought my eye at the end of the night

Originally Posted by socal

We chatted it up

so Rianna is a ladyboy

but we knew that anyway

Originally Posted by socal

We're going to stay together the rest of the trip.

Must be true love.

Let's see some photos. With you in them, like in the Emma the boy thread, and not just pictures of some black chick lifted off the internet while you're snowed in in your tiny trailer in the woods. I want to see you, and this girl, together, in front of something uniquely Jamaican - then the TD experts can check it out to see if it was photo-shopped or not. We are waiting.........

actually, we don't really care if your fantasy is true or not

^True. But I still want to see what kind of photos he can come up with.

Socal has PM'd me the Rhianna lookalike:

^Kind of reminds me of a certain First Lady.........but better dressed.

Socal is alive! That's great news.

Good to see you're having a great time, buddy (North American term favoured by Canadians for those that don't know...), and a bike and cheap beer and the lady!!! This is superb news, and like our mate Davis I'm looking forward to pics too, but unlike the other nonbelievers, I reckon you'll come up with the goods and post those pics, and I reckon she'll be a looker as you say (not sure if she will have a very big 'clit' or not, but 'hey, that ain't gay', right...) (she might be abit chubby cause you're into the heavier laddy; nothing wrong with that...)

Seriously, Tiger - take care what you say to the locals, you do not know what these drug fuelled lunatics are gonna do from minute to minute, but you do know that they live in a very violent culture, that you're a tourist with very limited knowledge (like us all) and you gotta play smart and just avoid trouble - do not listen to Blue's awful advice; doubt if he'd walk down Stretham High Street giving it large to the big Jamaican/British highbred chaps with the dark attitude, so to speak.

Good thread, good holiday, now make it great (like the Mexico thread) with pics! I'm a believer, buddy - show me the way...

Edit to add: I spotted yet another of my typpos: 'laddy' for 'lady', but it seemed so appropriate that I left it in...

I repeat - stand up for your rights

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

do not listen to Blue's awful advice; doubt if he'd walk down Stretham High Street giving it large to the big Jamaican/British highbred chaps with the dark attitude, so to speak.

don't confuse me with some liberal.
years ago I lived in a squat on a rough council estate in Peckham for six months , i had fights with blacks , won some lost some ,
. Comical how you liberals, on the one hand think all races are the same and equal, , but manage to also believe that men who happen to have dark skin are super tough .

Can she sing like Riannha? Have you got dreadlocks yet?

Originally Posted by blue

Comical how you liberals, on the one hand think all races are the same and equal, , but manage to also believe that men who happen to have dark skin are super tough .

No, black men in Jamaica and black men in Stretham far outnumber the white fellas and know it; just as the Thai men in Thailand... No 'super tough' about it, just 'territory'...

Maybe Blue has never heard of General Custard!!!!

I have been to Jamaica... He should watch what he says to strangers in ther street... there is only one of him!!!!

Originally Posted by Pound Hound

Maybe Blue has never heard of General Custard!!!!

I haven't either and neither has google.

I think you mean Colonel Mustard or General Custer but are too drunk.

I thought it might be a Jamaican rap artist with custard coloured hair ,
but i guess he means that idiot 'General ' Custer who lost battle of the little Big Horn, read an article reviewing a book about it a while ago , he was a right plonker.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...k-reveals.html